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Brittons (but not efnet’s Jonooka) Ask Americans Not To Litter

“I’m trapped on an island in the Atlantic.” “What? Your island doesn’t have a waste bin?”

“I recently found your bottle while taking a scenic walk on the beach by Poole Harbour. While you may consider this some profound experiment on the path and speed” of “oceanic currents, I have another name for it, litter.

“You Americans don’t seem to be happy unless you are mucking about somewhere,” says the letter


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