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From the mouths of babes

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Doug McCaughan

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Yesterday the neighbor caught me in the driveway as I started to take Noah to karate.

Neighbor: "Doug is Noah home? Beth (a first grader) is over an hour late."
Dad: "Noah is in the car."
Neighbor: "Noah, did Lisa (Beth’s mother) pickup Beth?"
Noah, 10 years: "No."
Dad: "Did Beth ride the bus home with you?"
Noah: "Yes."
Dad: "Did she walk home with you?"
Noah: "Yes."
Dad: "Do you know where she is?"
Noah: "No, her mom took her somewhere."

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2 responses to “From the mouths of babes”

  1. Dean Avatar
    Dean

    Well technically, her mother did not pick her up because she took the bus. She travelled with her mother later.

  2. djuggler Avatar
    djuggler

    Noah is beyond a shadow of a doubt the most literal person in the world.

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