Now that the Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop website is gone (yes, that link is intentionally broken) we have to look to other sites to remember why Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop. Of course, the Wayback Machine has the site. Looks like med school took presidence.
So, onto replacement sites! Now we have the Ceiling Cat watching you masterbate. I thought everytime you masterbated a kitten died? What if the Ceiling Cat was that kitten?
I can’t believe I missed the Jeff Goldblum experience. Thats cooler than christmas.
When I found out the site was down, I guessed that perhaps The Goldblum legal team was involved but really I think Goldblum would probably have gotten a kick out of it. Wouldn’t surprise me at all if he didn’t have a poster on the back of his own bathroom door.