Something else the children hear me drone out over and over: "If you force it, it will break."
Month: May 2007
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Should I become super, sugar nice or repulsively mean?
Master: You get what you give.
Fire at Bearden High School
(Ok. Not a fair title but I made you look! Alternate titles: "Hot class at BHS" "Tommy Burns the String at Both Ends" "Tommy Scrambles Over an Open Fire")
Tommy’s wildlife class has been learning how to build fires on campus..an activity that would get most kids expelled. Today his class will have a fire building contest where groups have to build a fire up and burn a string 2 feet high. Tommy has done this on camping trips and should do well. After they burn their strings they get to cook on the open fire. Tommy choose to scramble eggs on his fire.
This morning we prepared his orange by slicing off the top third. Then we used a grapefruit knife to separate most of the meat from the skin so that this did not burden him during class. We put the sliced top back on and held it in place with rubber bands to keep the juices in during school. The recipe calls for 2 eggs so I sent 4. I could not find a egg carrier so I sliced up the egg carton to be a protective case. Tommy did not want any seasoning. We packaged the eggs and the orange carefully in an insulated container with ice packs. In the pocket of the container we put a plastic fork, aluminum foil (wraps around the orange while it cooks in the coals), and printed instructions. While others eat hot dogs and marshmallows, Tommy will be living it up with scrambled eggs!
Update: Tommy did well!
We do it b/c you’re older, and we’re not
Head over to Blogitude and wish Mark a happy birthday!
Marijuana Cave Making Rounds – again
Rick Archer did a piece on the marijuana cave with more details than any other article to date. He wanted to know how they got busted. Turns out my original theory was correct!
the total cost of the Iraq war may reach $456 billion in September
Aspie fired over a soft drink
Jackie Lang, with Asperger’s syndrome, was fired from Subway after trying to console an upset friend. On her break, she brought her friend a drink without paying for it and ended up spending 2 hours in a jail cell, got fired, and faces criminal charges. The story is here.
LOST: One question
If everyone was found dead, where are Walt and Michael?
Surgery done. Two teeth pulled. 5 crowns.
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From the mouths of babes
Amy: "Do we have Life Alert?"
Did the governor get involved in the rezoning?
I am at a client location so I cannot confirm the information but someone was just asking me for details about the governor stepping up this morning to offer another solution regarding rezoning. Has anyone heard anything similar? Perhaps the person asking the question munged a couple of unrelated news stories.
I would have considered you but…
Raise your hand if you are ready to get off the stage.
Ah! Nostaligia!
When I was 8 or 9 I would ride my bike down to Ashworth’s and order a hotdog and a fountain cherry coke. It felt so big to come home and tell Mom, "I’ve already had lunch!" and I’d checked out that Old Timer pocket knife at Pete’s Hardware ($13 dollars allowance later it was in my pocket and still is). I should road trip Saturday!
As part of its 50th anniversary celebration, the [Ashworth Drugs] is selling hot dogs for 57 cents and Coke products for 10 cents. [Source]
A bungled cell phone message and a melody
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Heh. Bob dylan rainy day women. How apropos.
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