Lurking in the clutter
In the basement of the house
Big Bad DadRockin their world
With a shout from his mouth
Big Bad DadEvil enforcer
Laying down Mom’s law
Big Bad DadMakin ’em do homework
Assigning more chores
Big Bad DadCranky old man
Always seems mad
Big Bad DadAt bedtime, Mom kisses cheeks
Dad turns off the tee vee
Big Bad DadToddler’s screaming mad
Locked in the crib by
Big Bad Dad!
I hate making them cry.