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"Murphy was an optimist!"

Of Grasshoppers March 1, 2008 1:06 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
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Student: Can we know good without knowing evil?
Master: Can you know clean without knowing dirty?

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Of Grasshoppers February 27, 2008 10:52 pm

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Student: How did I ever come to have so many people depend upon me? All I ever wanted to do was hide in the woods.
Master: Can’t see the forest for all the people’s needs?

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Of Grasshoppers February 24, 2008 2:19 pm

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Student: Not my problem.
Master: Wanna bet?

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Of Grasshoppers February 23, 2008 2:25 pm

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Student: I lost focus.
Master: It is impossible to have focus with your eyes closed.

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Of Grasshoppers February 22, 2008 9:41 am

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Student: Are there problems I cannot solve?
Master: There are problems you alone cannot solve.

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Of Grasshoppers February 16, 2008 8:24 am

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Student: Today shall require miracles!
Master: Take what you get.

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Of Grasshoppers February 13, 2008 9:51 pm

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Student: I want to do
Master: You must do

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Of Grasshoppers February 7, 2008 10:17 am

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Student: Am I a victim of my circumstances?
Master: You are a victim of your choices.

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Of Grasshoppers February 5, 2008 9:05 pm

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Student: How can I bring peace and harmony to the world when I cannot bring it upon my own house?
Master: House? What of self?

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Of Grasshoppers January 23, 2008 9:07 pm

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Student: When did I die?
Master: Do tears drop from a lifeless man’s nose?

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Of Grasshoppers January 13, 2008 10:09 pm

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Student: I have failed them.
Master: Will you continue to do so?

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Of Grasshoppers December 15, 2007 11:32 am

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Student: Today I struggle to not feel overwhelmed.
Master: Struggle is often a source of anxiety.

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Of Grasshoppers December 11, 2007 4:01 pm

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Student: How come I can’t ever get a break?
Master: I thought you were always broke.

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Of Grasshoppers December 9, 2007 9:07 pm

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Student: Where does the healing begin?
Master: It’d be cliché to say from within; the healing must be without.

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Of Grasshoppers November 29, 2007 1:50 pm

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Student: I don’t want conflict.
Master: No change without conflict.

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