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"Murphy was an optimist!"

Of Grasshoppers November 28, 2007 11:45 pm

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Student: Sometimes I don’t know if I am tired or sad.
Master: Sleep helps both.

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Of Grasshoppers November 25, 2007 10:07 am

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Student: I’m getting real stressed thinking about all that I have to do today!
Master: Think only about the one thing you are doing.

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Of Grasshoppers November 10, 2007 6:11 pm

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Student: I’ve lost hope.
Master: Find new hope.

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Of Grasshoppers October 30, 2007 10:58 pm

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Student: Once an a**hole.
Master: Always an a**hole.

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Of Grasshoppers October 23, 2007 8:43 am

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Student: Why did I choose to walk such a hard path?
Master: A hard path gives you a firm step.

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Of Grasshoppers October 21, 2007 3:17 pm

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Student: I am putting more energy into fighting it than doing it.
Master: Nike.

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Of Grasshoppers October 17, 2007 12:18 pm

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Student: What does my family need more from me? Time or money?
Master: Balance.

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Of Grasshoppers October 15, 2007 5:28 am

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Student: I had my chance.
Master: There are more chances to come.

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Of Grasshoppers October 10, 2007 12:37 pm

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Student: It’s so hard to not care.
Master: Care, about something else.

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Of Grasshoppers October 8, 2007 1:21 pm

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Student: Why do I try?
Master: Perhaps you try too much.

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Of Grasshoppers October 7, 2007 7:39 pm

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Student: I don’t know what to do.
Master: Then I cannot help you.

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Of Grasshoppers September 30, 2007 8:22 pm

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Student: Am I nothing but good intentions?
Master: You are nothing if you do not communicate your good intentions.

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Of Grasshoppers September 16, 2007 4:47 pm

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Student: I will not be overwhelmed! I will not panic!
Master: You will succeed.

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Of Grasshoppers September 16, 2007 4:43 pm

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Student: Does it ever get easier?
Master: When you quit making it hard.

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Of Grasshoppers September 13, 2007 5:40 pm

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Student: What’s that in my way?
Master: Life.

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