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"Murphy was an optimist!"

Of Grasshoppers July 23, 2007 8:46 am

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Student: The apprehension is terribly stressful.
Master: Thinking about the worse case is often more horrible than living it.

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Of Grasshoppers July 14, 2007 7:59 am

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Student: I’m a fool.
Master: I guess that says it all.

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Of Grasshoppers July 12, 2007 3:46 pm

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Student: Why do I even try?
Master: Nothing changes without effort.

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Of Grasshoppers July 12, 2007 11:39 am

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Student: Too many thoughts!
Master: Pick one.

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Of Grasshoppers July 11, 2007 8:27 am

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Student: Oh Hell!
Master: No, this is just a preview.

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Of Grasshoppers July 4, 2007 6:09 pm

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Student: My choices always seem wrong.
Master: There is no right or wrong. It’s just a choice.

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Of Grasshoppers July 3, 2007 10:14 am

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Student: It all falls on me.
Master: Only what you stand under.

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Of Grasshoppers July 2, 2007 11:01 pm

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Student: How many more beatings must I take?
Master: If you were n’ver knocked down, how would you e’vr appreciate standing up?

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Of Grasshoppers July 1, 2007 8:20 pm

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Student: I just want to hide under the covers.
Master: Covers do not hide you from the enemy within.

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Of Grasshoppers June 27, 2007 8:47 am

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Student: What does it mean when your wife meanders past without grousing a "morin’"?
Master: Means you’d better hope she was sleep walking!

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Of Grasshoppers June 26, 2007 4:44 pm

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Student: The bar is too high.
Master: Then go under the bar but look good doing it.

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Of Grasshoppers June 25, 2007 9:52 am

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Student: I have needs!
Master: You have commitments!

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Of Grasshoppers June 22, 2007 1:56 pm

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Student: I live in Catch-22.
Master: Perhaps you should try non-fiction.

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Of Grasshoppers June 22, 2007 11:56 am

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Student: I keep making mistakes.
Master: Have you tried doing something different?

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Of Grasshoppers June 21, 2007 12:28 pm

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Student: I have failed my family.
Master: Are you going to quit?

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