Student: What have I become?
Master: The sum of all your experiences.
Category: Of Grasshoppers
Philosophical discussions between “student” and “master” intended to inspire deep thought.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Can’t.
Master: Will.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Why doesn’t my wife listen to me?
Master: Hahah BwahH! haHAAhhhaa ba Hheee gasp hahhaa HOoo Woohoo HAHAHAHA hheheheehe Bwahahhaha HEHEEEE hheeee HHEEEE hhhee eeeeeeeeeee hahahaha eeeww oh oh OH hahaha HAHAHHAHAHA! AH! oh hehehHEHEHHEHE bwaahhaha!
Of Grasshoppers
Student: So many eggs!
Master: So few baskets…
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I slipped.
Master: Get up.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I had bizarre dreams last night!
Master: Was I in them?
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I don’t believe there is a single person that appreciates the effort my job requires.
Master: Do you understand?
Of Grasshoppers
Student: There is a constant pounding in my head!
Master: Something needs to be let out.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Should I become super, sugar nice or repulsively mean?
Master: You get what you give.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: My plate runneth over.
Master: Perhaps you should share your meal or eat faster.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: How did I get in this predicament?
Master: You made your bed AND slept in it.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: So many impossible tasks to do at once. I cannot move.
Master: Put down your baggage then get on the train.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Why won’t they let me sleep!
Master: They want to share your dreams.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I will not be anchored by the mistakes of my past.
Master: Take a giant step forward.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Shout or whisper?
Master: Shout and I’ll cover my ears to hide your shriek; whisper and I’ll strain myself to hear you.
