"Murphy was an optimist!"
Of Grasshoppers June 11, 2007 9:31 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: What have I become?
Master: The sum of all your experiences.
Of Grasshoppers June 10, 2007 8:16 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: Can’t.
Master: Will.
Of Grasshoppers May 22, 2007 2:36 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: Why doesn’t my wife listen to me?
Master: Hahah BwahH! haHAAhhhaa ba Hheee gasp hahhaa HOoo Woohoo HAHAHAHA hheheheehe Bwahahhaha HEHEEEE hheeee HHEEEE hhhee eeeeeeeeeee hahahaha eeeww oh oh OH hahaha HAHAHHAHAHA! AH! oh hehehHEHEHHEHE bwaahhaha!
Of Grasshoppers May 21, 2007 7:38 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: So many eggs!
Master: So few baskets…
Of Grasshoppers May 19, 2007 11:41 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I slipped.
Master: Get up.
Of Grasshoppers May 18, 2007 7:51 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I had bizarre dreams last night!
Master: Was I in them?
Of Grasshoppers May 17, 2007 2:22 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I don’t believe there is a single person that appreciates the effort my job requires.
Master: Do you understand?
Of Grasshoppers May 14, 2007 12:10 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: There is a constant pounding in my head!
Master: Something needs to be let out.
Of Grasshoppers May 9, 2007 12:10 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: Should I become super, sugar nice or repulsively mean?
Master: You get what you give.
Of Grasshoppers April 27, 2007 7:49 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: My plate runneth over.
Master: Perhaps you should share your meal or eat faster.
Of Grasshoppers April 16, 2007 6:20 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: How did I get in this predicament?
Master: You made your bed AND slept in it.
Of Grasshoppers April 15, 2007 12:26 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: So many impossible tasks to do at once. I cannot move.
Master: Put down your baggage then get on the train.
Of Grasshoppers April 14, 2007 9:14 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: Why won’t they let me sleep!
Master: They want to share your dreams.
Of Grasshoppers April 11, 2007 11:36 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I will not be anchored by the mistakes of my past.
Master: Take a giant step forward.
Of Grasshoppers April 11, 2007 6:19 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: Shout or whisper?
Master: Shout and I’ll cover my ears to hide your shriek; whisper and I’ll strain myself to hear you.
