Student: What have I become?
Master: The sum of all your experiences.
Category: Of Grasshoppers
Philosophical discussions between “student” and “master” intended to inspire deep thought.
-
Of Grasshoppers
-
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Can’t.
Master: Will. -
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Why doesn’t my wife listen to me?
Master: Hahah BwahH! haHAAhhhaa ba Hheee gasp hahhaa HOoo Woohoo HAHAHAHA hheheheehe Bwahahhaha HEHEEEE hheeee HHEEEE hhhee eeeeeeeeeee hahahaha eeeww oh oh OH hahaha HAHAHHAHAHA! AH! oh hehehHEHEHHEHE bwaahhaha! -
Of Grasshoppers
Student: So many eggs!
Master: So few baskets… -
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I slipped.
Master: Get up. -
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I had bizarre dreams last night!
Master: Was I in them? -
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I don’t believe there is a single person that appreciates the effort my job requires.
Master: Do you understand? -
Of Grasshoppers
Student: There is a constant pounding in my head!
Master: Something needs to be let out. -
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Should I become super, sugar nice or repulsively mean?
Master: You get what you give. -
Of Grasshoppers
Student: My plate runneth over.
Master: Perhaps you should share your meal or eat faster. -
Of Grasshoppers
Student: How did I get in this predicament?
Master: You made your bed AND slept in it. -
Of Grasshoppers
Student: So many impossible tasks to do at once. I cannot move.
Master: Put down your baggage then get on the train. -
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Why won’t they let me sleep!
Master: They want to share your dreams. -
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I will not be anchored by the mistakes of my past.
Master: Take a giant step forward. -
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Shout or whisper?
Master: Shout and I’ll cover my ears to hide your shriek; whisper and I’ll strain myself to hear you.