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Category: Of Grasshoppers

Philosophical discussions between “student” and “master” intended to inspire deep thought.

Posted on June 11, 2007 by Doug McCaughan — 2 Comments

Of Grasshoppers

Student: What have I become?
Master: The sum of all your experiences.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on June 10, 2007 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: Can’t.
Master: Will.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on May 22, 2007 by Doug McCaughan — 1 Comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: Why doesn’t my wife listen to me?
Master: Hahah BwahH! haHAAhhhaa ba Hheee gasp hahhaa HOoo Woohoo HAHAHAHA hheheheehe Bwahahhaha HEHEEEE hheeee HHEEEE hhhee eeeeeeeeeee hahahaha eeeww oh oh OH hahaha HAHAHHAHAHA! AH! oh hehehHEHEHHEHE bwaahhaha!

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on May 21, 2007 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: So many eggs!
Master: So few baskets…

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on May 19, 2007 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: I slipped.
Master: Get up.

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Posted on May 18, 2007 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: I had bizarre dreams last night!
Master: Was I in them?

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Posted on May 17, 2007 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: I don’t believe there is a single person that appreciates the effort my job requires.
Master: Do you understand?

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on May 14, 2007 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: There is a constant pounding in my head!
Master: Something needs to be let out.

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Posted on May 9, 2007 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: Should I become super, sugar nice or repulsively mean?
Master: You get what you give.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on April 27, 2007April 27, 2007 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: My plate runneth over.
Master: Perhaps you should share your meal or eat faster.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on April 16, 2007 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: How did I get in this predicament?
Master: You made your bed AND slept in it.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on April 15, 2007 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: So many impossible tasks to do at once. I cannot move.
Master: Put down your baggage then get on the train.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on April 14, 2007 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: Why won’t they let me sleep!
Master: They want to share your dreams.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on April 11, 2007 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: I will not be anchored by the mistakes of my past.
Master: Take a giant step forward.

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Posted on April 11, 2007 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: Shout or whisper?
Master: Shout and I’ll cover my ears to hide your shriek; whisper and I’ll strain myself to hear you.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy

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