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"Murphy was an optimist!"

Of Grasshoppers February 13, 2006 9:32 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
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Student: I can’t get on task.
Master: Be more specific.

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Of Grasshoppers February 9, 2006 8:36 am

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Student: I can’t make my wife happy.
Master: As I can’t make you happy.

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Of Grasshoppers February 8, 2006 9:34 am

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Student: I’m losing hope.
Master: Perhaps you should hold onto something more tangible.

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Of Grasshoppers February 7, 2006 7:08 pm

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Student: I feel like a bad man.
Master: Are you?

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Of Grasshoppers February 7, 2006 8:58 am

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Student: I don’t want to face today.
Master: It’s going to face you anyway.

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Of Grasshoppers January 30, 2006 5:46 am

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Student: I want to feel good.
Master: Practice feeling good.

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Of Grasshoppers January 28, 2006 11:44 am

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Student: My life is living me.
Master: What’s your plan?

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Of Grasshoppers January 26, 2006 5:10 am

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Student: I want to be doing something else.
Master: Try truly enjoying what you are doing and there will be nothing else.

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Of Grasshoppers January 25, 2006 8:29 pm

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Student: What do you see in the mirror?
Master: Truth

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Of Grasshoppers January 19, 2006 7:10 pm

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Student: If I can just make it around the next bend.
Master: Just take one more step.

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Of Grasshoppers January 18, 2006 5:45 am

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Student: I need a miracle.
Master: You need residual, non-labor revenue.

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Of Grasshoppers January 16, 2006 9:35 am

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Student: I can’t win
Master: Just play the game.

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Of Grasshoppers January 11, 2006 10:33 pm

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Student: Lost
Master: Oh yeah!

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Of Grasshoppers January 10, 2006 6:10 am

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Student: Sometimes I can’t focus.
Master: Have another coffee and let’s talk.

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Of Grasshoppers January 9, 2006 4:37 pm

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Student: I am torn between doing what I need to do and what I want to do.
Master: What I need to do and what I want to do are usually the same thing.

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