"Murphy was an optimist!"
Of Grasshoppers May 24, 2009 2:06 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I cannot remember my dreams.
Master: Make new dreams.
Of Grasshoppers May 21, 2009 5:34 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: How did I get here?
Master: You walked a path.
Of Grasshoppers May 21, 2009 12:14 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: Winning is not an option.
Master: Lose with grace.
Of Grasshoppers May 20, 2009 9:35 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: Why does the tide pull me away from the shore?
Master: Why are you standing in the water?
Of Grasshoppers May 14, 2009 7:58 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: All I ever wanted was to be great.
Master: Niagara Falls is great. So is a drop of dew on a single blade of grass.
Of Grasshoppers May 10, 2009 8:30 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: Where’s my Mr. Miyagi?
Master: Look in the Yellow Pages under "psychologist" and expect to pay $150 an hour. You don’t really think you can get sage advice for honey-do’s and car washes, do you?!
Of Grasshoppers May 3, 2009 9:18 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: Does it really matter?
Master: To whom?
Of Grasshoppers May 3, 2009 4:05 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I’m thinking of cutting my tongue out.
Master: Nothing tastes better than silence.
Of Grasshoppers April 27, 2009 7:16 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: There is so much that cannot be done today.
Master: What can be accomplished?
Of Grasshoppers April 25, 2009 3:42 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: Your mirror is broken.
Master: Not as pretty as you thought you were are you?
Of Grasshoppers April 23, 2009 10:55 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: Is this it?
Master: Is it enough?
Of Grasshoppers April 23, 2009 9:29 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I missed an opportunity.
Master: Why are you still thinking about it?
Of Grasshoppers April 22, 2009 4:51 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I can’t win for losing!*
Master: At least you’re in the game.
Of Grasshoppers April 1, 2009 3:42 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: How do you eat crow?
Master: First you must swallow your pride.
Of Grasshoppers March 31, 2009 3:17 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Family, Of Being Dad, Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I intervened.
Master: Did you help?
