Student: I cannot remember my dreams.
Master: Make new dreams.
Category: Of Grasshoppers
Philosophical discussions between “student” and “master” intended to inspire deep thought.
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Of Grasshoppers
Student: Why does the tide pull me away from the shore?
Master: Why are you standing in the water? -
Of Grasshoppers
Student: All I ever wanted was to be great.
Master: Niagara Falls is great. So is a drop of dew on a single blade of grass. -
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Where’s my Mr. Miyagi?
Master: Look in the Yellow Pages under "psychologist" and expect to pay $150 an hour. You don’t really think you can get sage advice for honey-do’s and car washes, do you?! -
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I’m thinking of cutting my tongue out.
Master: Nothing tastes better than silence. -
Of Grasshoppers
Student: There is so much that cannot be done today.
Master: What can be accomplished? -
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Your mirror is broken.
Master: Not as pretty as you thought you were are you?