Student: All I ever wanted was to be great.
Master: Niagara Falls is great. So is a drop of dew on a single blade of grass.
Category: Philosophy
Think deep.
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Of Grasshoppers
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Of Grasshoppers
Student: Where’s my Mr. Miyagi?
Master: Look in the Yellow Pages under "psychologist" and expect to pay $150 an hour. You don’t really think you can get sage advice for honey-do’s and car washes, do you?! -
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Student: I’m thinking of cutting my tongue out.
Master: Nothing tastes better than silence. -
Real Life Twitter
This video is a riot! Um, did college humor get off the embed bus? I mean we used to be able to embed college humor videos didn’t we? Go watch Real Life Twitter. Will your Twitter style change?
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Student: There is so much that cannot be done today.
Master: What can be accomplished? -
Things that should never…
We have a variety of interesting smells in the house today. So as I try to track down their sources, I leave you with a reminder that the 5 states of matter are gas, solid, liquid, plasma, and milk:
Things that should never…be solid: milk.
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Things that should never…
Things that should never…be done together: nakedness and boiling water. For example, one should never make tea naked.
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Student: Your mirror is broken.
Master: Not as pretty as you thought you were are you? -
Seen on a bumper sticker
Based upon this, I’d say I’m very spiritual.
A religious person is a someone who is afraid of Hell; a spiritual person has been there and back.
In fact, I’m so spiritual I keep going back for more!
