Category: Philosophy

Think deep.

  • Doug’s Mantras

    So many eons ago when the No Fear t-shirts first hit the streets, I became an instant fan. One of my favorites:

    Everybody who lives dies, but not everybody who dies has lived. -No Fear

  • Chaos Wrangling

    I look about and see
    All the chaos which surrounds me
    Clutter on the desk
    Clutter in the mind
    Clutter makes it hard to progress
    Leaving me far behind
    To get ahead I need to clean
    Remove the chaos to be free
    Tasks at hand take priority
    Leaving chaos to encompass me
    Remove the chaos from the physical world
    Digitize and organize in bits and bytes and clouds
    Where’s my chaos now?
    It’s still there but I’ve misplaced it somehow
    I stored it on a website for all to see
    Recycled the physical evidence around me
    But they changed their name
    Bought by another company
    Delicious bookmarks are all but broke
    And the price gone from free
    To $4.95 monthly
    My chaos still burdens me
    I need its comfort for my strange insanity
    But now I cannot find it
    My desk is clean
    The chaos in my head still surrounds me.

  • Of Grasshoppers

    Student: I am at an impasse.
    Master: Don’t do anything.

  • Of Grasshoppers

    Student: All I have ever been, all I have ever wanted to become, my very core is being severely tested.
    Master: Tests are meaningless. Outcomes are interesting.

  • Doug’s Mantras

    The end is fear.

  • Of Grasshoppers

    Student: Well looks dry.
    Master: Storm’s coming.

  • Of Grasshoppers

    Student: I feel like never speaking again.
    Master: Shush!

  • Voided

    Drip, drip, drip, drip
    Into the void it slips
    A black hole sucking the darkness in
    A container filling within with out
    Nothingness becomes somethingness
    Still less
    With every sampling the void grows
    Blackness stimulating
    Maddening
    Addicting
    Hate it, Crave it
    Driving force
    Of … what?
    No answer
    Drop, drop, drop, drop

  • Why yes I have heroes! And one is coming to Knoxville!

    My heroes and role models center around comedians. The list of influences is huge including Red Fox, Steve Martin, Bill Cosby, Rick Moranis, Dave Thomas…hold on…basically the SCTV and Saturday Night Live casts. I can narrow the list to four people: Gene Wilder, Richard Pryor, Bill Murray, and Robin Williams. When I was around twelve years old, Robin Williams got me in a bunch of trouble when I did his "moisture heat seeking missile" routine that involved a lot of pelvic gyrations for some guests my parents were entertaining. I had no idea what I was doing or saying. The guests were rolling on the floor and my father was fuming. That was my first Carlos Mencia lesson: don’t perform other people’s material.

    Robin Williams is coming to Knoxville on April 11th to the Civic Auditorium! There’s even a VIP Meet & Greet package available! Well, he may be coming to Knoxville. His doctor has advised him to skip four Florida scheduled shows due to recent heart surgery.

    On August 20, 2007, Williams’ elder brother, Robert Todd Williams, died of complications from heart surgery performed a month earlier. [Source, Wikipedia, Robin Williams]

    I wish I was still participating in the Red Cross’ FAST program or that I could justify a ticket. Maybe Robin Williams wants to give himself an intermission during the show and would like a juggler to come on stage with him!

  • Of Grasshoppers

    Student: How will I be remembered when I am gone?
    Master: You will be forgotten.

  • Life Lessons

    The biggest mistake of my life was learning how to talk.

  • Of Grasshoppers

    Student: I spend much of my life solving other people’s problems.
    Master: Who solves yours?

  • Doug’s Mantras

    If you don’t have time to do it right the first time, you’d better make time to do it right the second time.

  • Of Grasshoppers

    Student: There is no good choice.
    Master: After enough bad decisions, all choices will look good.