"Murphy was an optimist!"
Of Grasshoppers January 8, 2016 10:39 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: Ten years ago I asked you my first question.
Master: And you continue to talk to yourself!
Deep Thoughts November 19, 2015 7:22 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Deep Thoughts, PhilosophySometimes it feels like there has been entirely too much sobriety in my life.
add a commentNo more dreams November 16, 2015 12:16 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Deep Thoughts, PhilosophyMy dreams have been replaced by the constant pursuit of the dollar. Society has succeeded in beating me down and erasing my soul. I am blank. I am an automaton. A cog in the wheel. I live for the sole purpose of moving money from one hand to the other.
add a commentDeep Thoughts October 5, 2015 1:27 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Deep Thoughts, PhilosophyAh, comfort food. Doesn’t mean I’m not still having a panic attack.Just means I’m not hungry during my panic attack.
add a commentA need to be numb September 7, 2015 10:36 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Philosophy, PoetryThere’s a point in the night
A choice to be made
Power through
Or give up the fight
When the time comes
The brain turns foggy
And hides distracting thoughts
Creativity flows
But hesitate
If you slow
The fog turns solid
Hit a wall
Pass out now
Or pass out then
Both a loss
Neither a win
There’s a point in the night
A choice to be made
Sacrifice the wee hours
And give up the day
Whatever decision
The clock ticks
The night comes
You fade away.
Deep Thoughts August 25, 2015 8:38 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Deep Thoughts, PhilosophyAgony is needing to win the lottery and not being able to afford the ticket.
add a commentThank you Internet! June 9, 2015 11:02 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Confessions of a programmer, Of InterestWorth watching all the way through.
add a commentOf Grasshoppers June 4, 2015 10:20 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I’m good at getting things done when I’m angry.
Master: Like a tornado is really good at making wind when it’s stormy.
Confessions of a programmer June 3, 2015 3:43 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Confessions of a programmer, PhilosophyOpen office floor plans are awkward on the days you need to work naked. #coap
add a commentOf Grasshoppers May 14, 2015 5:16 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I don’t understand.
Master: FO
Of Grasshoppers May 6, 2015 9:17 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: Every time I think I’ve become a better person, I have a setback.
Master: Two steps forward, one step back is still better than no movement at all.
Of Grasshoppers April 14, 2015 8:23 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I overcomplicated it.
Master: You couldn’t have phrased that more simply.
Protected: Confessions of a programmer March 27, 2015 3:28 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Confessions of a programmer, PhilosophyOf Grasshoppers March 26, 2015 6:01 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: Am I tired or weak?
Master: Does it have to be one or another?
Confessions of a programmer March 19, 2015 11:46 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Confessions of a programmer, Daily Life, Philosophy, Programming, TechnologyMy job does not pay me enough to afford the quantity of alcohol required to do my job. #coap
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