Category: Philosophy
Think deep.
Deep Thoughts
You can lead a student to knowledge but you can’t make them think.
–djuggler
Anxiety Drugs and Addiction
They say Xanax is addictive but I’ve found that once you hit 10mg you can stave off the desire to make the dosage higher by simply taking more frequent 10mg dosages throughout the day. Addiction averted!
Numb
The dream is gone.
Doug’s Mantras
Daaaammit!
Doug’s Mantras
What the hell are you doing?
It’s not OCD
It’s not OCD. Waffles just taste better if every square has butter in it.
Robert De Niro is inside my head
Who do you trust?
I live in a bubble
This is a good reminder that I live in a different world than most people.
Doug’s Mantras
These are things my children hear repeatedly:
Lazy creates more work. Always.
Tick tock
It’s the last day of the month
I’ve never felt so fucked
Deadlines loom
Choices to be made
Life goes on
Day by day
Future becomes the past
Days go too fast
Opportunities missed
Obligation in the way
Watching kids grow up
What would Chapin say
Tick tock
Another beat of the clock
Time is an illusion
Created by man
Used to fill the void
Used to drive us mad
Disproven by physicists
We exist all at once
Until observed
Then we’re fucked.
Deep Thoughts
Almonds are cool.
Until you being to imagine you are eating tiny cockroaches.
You might be a programmer
You might be a programmer if…
…you’ve ever sat at your desk, computer in one hand, pot of coffee in the other, and considered wearing an adult diaper.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Why do they frustrate me so?
Master: Are you sure they are the cause of your frustration?
