Collision repair company: “Your car is fine. Uh. But our building doesn’t have a roof, gas, electricity, water, or phone because of the storms. We cannot finish the paint job and don’t know when it will be ready.”
Annie loves the doctor
Antimony gets so excited at the vet’s office. Has to jump on everyone and kiss all her new friends.
At the vet to discuss a $4000 surgery to fix a torn ACL for Annie the dog. But there is no tear. Dog pulled her groin. No surgery for that. Dog gets 10 weeks of rest. Yes, a golden retriever has to rest…for 10 weeks!
Traders want radio to make them money faster
Greedy rich bastards coming for our radio waves so they can become greedier richer bastards.
This should not go through for so many reasons. But, money.
So you want to be a programmer?
I love error messages! When you finally get around to actually reading them they make your life so much easier.
Everything old is new again
Humans are out. Dinosaurs are back in vogue.
New t-shirt design
“Xanax – it is hard to be anxious when you are asleep”
Of Grasshoppers
Student: “I can do better.”
Master: “To do better, you must first make mistakes.”
What’s your emergency?
Noticed my phone becoming burning hot in my pocket. Turns out I pocket dialed 911 for 40 minutes. Mea culpa emergency services.
Sleep is such a nuisance
It’s that time of night where I debate pulling an all-nighter to complete my commitments or decide to get some rest and wake early. That waking early is the gamble but staying up is almost an assurance that I’ll pay for it for the next 3 days. I really wish I could stay awake a solid month. I’d accomplish so much!
When you are gone, you won’t know
Seems lately I find myself spending an inordinate amount of time thinking about what I would say at various funerals. All I can really say is several of you really, I mean really, do not want me speaking at your funeral.
Words of wisdom
Never say “It cannot possibly get any worse.” You have no idea the power of the demons that incantation releases.
Need a week of sleep
I’m so tired my brain hurts
It’s just one more thing
Breaking point? I passed that sometime back in 2007.
Where are my damned tools!
Every 5 minute job turns into a fucking multi-hour job because my tools apparently get up and love themselves around in the night. Bought some nice cutting blades for the kitchen repair and cannot find them to save my life. Shot I only put my tools in 3 places in the house. Wtf!
Fix everything day
Yes, today is the Fourth of July. A holiday in the United States. I’m going to try to squeeze in 5 days of work into this one day. Todo: plumbing, cleaning/organizing, computer programming, car shopping, appliance shopping, and antenna hanging.
