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  • Juggling Skills Put To Test

    Act I – Kitchen Floors

    Performance included removing non permanent objects like trash cans from kitchen. Trash was emptied from kitchen trash can and bathroom trash can and diaper pail while burning my first fried egg. Dog walked while taking trash out. Trash cans sanitized. Lottery results posted. 2nd egg put in frying pan. Kitchen floors swept. Dog walked while mop pail and bucket are retrieved and filled. After little progress noticed on fried egg, burner turned on. Floors mopped. Egg eatten.

    Next Act – Brief updates to website

  • Juggling Skills Put To Test

    Today is going to be a bizarrely stressful day of balancing work, cleaning, and attention to the kids. I could easily spend all day simply cleaning. I could easily spend all day trying to clear some backed issues off my plate. The stress my wife will take upon herself at the thought of a surprise visit from my folks and their friends will undoubtedly bring us both to the breaking point multiple times today.

    I begin today’s show with the kitchen floors…

  • I got sucked in.

    You are a

    Social Liberal
    (75% permissive)

    and an…

    Economic Liberal
    (35% permissive)

    You are best described as a:

    Democrat

    Link: The Politics Test on OkCupid Free Online Dating
    Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

  • How’s your day?

    Ever had one of those days where a lobotomy just seems like it would feel so good?

    I understand Craftsman has a do-it-yourself kit!

  • Of Grasshoppers

    Student: I want help but I don’t know who to ask.
    Master: Ask yourself. Only you can solve your problems.

  • Angry with self

    I laid down for a cat nap last night and didn’t get up. Ugh! The lost productivity!

  • FOUND – AMBER ALERT! Help find this child!

    FOUND!

    Help find this child! He is in danger. They won’t issue an amber alert on a technicality. Read the details. Study the picture!

    Taken from the city of Strongsville, Ohio. Last seen in Lakewood, Ohio on Clifton Blvd. 9-28-05 at 10:00 a.m. We suspect that she will be trying to make her way either towards Mexico, or Florida.

    Nancy Rolfe may be driving a White Chevy conversion van with light blue or green pin stripes. She may also be with a friend who drives a white Honda with black trim.

    He’ll be coming through Tennessee folks! Spread the word!

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  • Of Grasshoppers

    Student: Is it possible to be married and happy?
    Master: Is it possible to get a job with lots of travel that pays well?

  • Listen up people! You’ll get yours but not everyon…

    Listen up people! You’ll get yours but not everyone can have it all at once. We have to share! Now back off!

  • Regroup

    All focus on paperwork for the rest of the day!

  • What do you see? Earlier i saw a blimp. Now i see …

    What do you see? Earlier i saw a blimp. Now i see two circling vultures. A lot happens above us while we look down.