I’m running the den meeting for 20 nine year old boys tonight by myself. I still don’t have the boys names down pat. I’m nervous as a chicken in a fox house.
64 64 64 Zoo Lane
64 64 64 Zoo Lane
64 64 64 Zoo Lane
Just enough of a tune
To drive you insane
64 64 64 Zoo Lane
I don’t know my women the way I thought I did…18/30
Think you know a crack from cleavage? Try this quiz! Boobs, Butts or Shoulders? warning! Not work safe! Nudity!
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Why is nothing in my life predictable?
Master: I knew you were going to ask that.
Life as a Programmer
You know on Monday when you go up the stairs you turn left if you want to go to the bathroom.
Then on Tuesday when you go up the stairs and you turn left if you want to go to the bathroom.
On Wednesday morning when you go up the stairs you turn left if you want to go to the bathroom.
On Wednesday afternoon having solely worked on the garage when you go up the stairs you turn left and there is no bathroom.
This is programming.
Masterbate for Life
Masterbation can get you "from one day to life in prison"
Larry Harrison Jr., 20, a U-M sophomore and a 6-foot-3, 300-pound football player … For the second time in six days was approaching Katie Karlson’s house near the University of Michigan campus with his pants down, masturbating. Victims say Harrison’s status as a leading tackler for the Wolverines makes it harder to accuse him.
You know, what he is doing is wrong but life in prison for choking the monkey is a little out of whack. We have harder crimes doing less time and we are locking people up for years for crimes like this (which should be required therapy not jail) or smoking marijuana (less harmful than alcohol)?!
A New Day!
Let’s start the day off with a PayPal donation link:
This Morning
Yesterday was programming galore. My client will demo the product to his clients today at 5:30 so every moment of today has to be focused on code. I can take a breather tomorrow.
A New Day!
Let’s start the day off with a PayPal donation link:
This Morning
Closed out a project yesterday. I frantically want to close out another today.
As soon as I do I’ll try to post some stories I’ve been saving up like the time I got to film a commercial with the country’s top 5 Hooter’s girls.
Today’s Fix
I try to make a home repair or work on an improvement ever other day or so.
Today we have a doorknob on the bathroom door! Two weeks or so ago the doorknob quit working and was removed making it very difficult to get in and out of the bathroom.
Privacy and functionality have returned!
Get Yer Motors Runnin!
The station wagon moves again! (and stops!) All yield to the soccer mom!
Of Grasshoppers
Student: My past follows me.
Master: Your past will always be behind you.
A New Day!
Let’s start the day off with a PayPal donation link:
This Morning
I have recovered. Now to help the others mend.
Stop!
Yahoo! Shiny new brake components (new rotors and new calipers) are installed on the wagon! The only thing left to do is spend 30 minutes bleeding the brakes (takes 2 people) and put the tires back on. The car will be mobile by tomorrow evening.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Why can’t even one of my days go as planned?
Master: What fun would that be?
Productivity!
I got my development environment working on Cathy’s computer upstairs! Now I can program while watching the kids get ready for school!
