Reality Me

James of Puerilis who original brought us “How Not to Launch Fireworks” has other great posts such as the Largest Photo Ever which uses Zoomify to allow you to look closer at the picture. I can tell you in some quick poking around I found one window that contains 4 rolls of toilet paper. I found 1 woman and 5 men. One of the men had a badly cropped head mangled onto his body. This will occupy the voyuers for hours. (oops.. there’s one of those censor words that adsense won’t like). Zoomify also has a free download to make your own pictures.

He also brings us some great anagrams such as “Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z’s” and “Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one”

I forgot to post this treasure!

Amy: “Mommy burp in the toilet!”

A New Day!

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Yesterday I started a new house breaking program. See Molly, the dog, has taken to going outside and sitting down or lying down and just waiting me out. With the temperatures where they are (current 30°) it is not hard to wait me out. So, I have allowed her to make her mess in the house. They I pick it up and rather than depositing it in the toilet, I am placing it in the yard where I want to encourage her to go. These are things I never imagined I would do with my life!

My brother says my hints were less than subtle

Anti-evolution teachings gain foothold in U.S. schools

According to a new study, space and dark are eternal, they were not created, and the ‘Primordial Fireball’ as claimed by the Big Bang theory could not produce them.

Apparently on my blog and Tommy’s I’ve just used too many wordy dirds.

Why am I getting PSAs?

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Woke in a panic. I’m not putting in the time I have allotted myself to get certain things done.

Here. I present you, my head:

Ok. It’s 4:45. I could get up and exercise. No that would have required laying exercise clothing out last night. What about stretching? No. I can’t think of a single spot in this house that I’d want to lie down on the floor right now. Need carpet. Hide under covers. No. Ok. It’s 5:00 now. Get up! Work on X. No work on Y then X. No work on Z. Yikes. Interview today. Must bathe. Ok calm. Work on father-in-law’s computer. No. Oh no. We have a limited number of days left to fix it. Bath! Yes, a bath will fix all. Hide under covers. No bath. I’m up.

Took a calming bath and made a plan. Woke Tommy at 5:30 and am feeling really good about this day.

my socks are not flame retardant

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Hard day ahead.

How NOT to launch fireworks

The Superficial notes: It’s about time somebody recognized the underrated sport of lollipop surfing…

Dear Abby, I let my 16-year-old daughter attend a frat party where something bad happened.

“Do you want fries with that? Btw, it’s snowing here. How’s the weather at your McDonald’s?”

The order taker is in a call center in Colorado Springs, more than 900 miles, or 1,450 kilometers, away, connected to the customer and to the workers preparing the food by high-speed data lines.

Anyone see India perk up? “I am thinking sthis is a vnew market!”