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  • A New Day! Let’s start the day off with a PayPa…

    A New Day!

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    This Morning

    I woke in a terrible panic but did manage to pull myself from bed 20 minutes earlier than usual.

    Yesterday was all about other people’s problems. Even when I sat down at the computer and committed myself to 2 hours on a very specific task I failed to start the task and helped someone else instead. Mind you, it was rewarding in that I was problem solving and succeeding but nothing I did yesterday contributed to preserving the well being of my family.

    This morning I could feel the stress building horribly so I woke the wife early. I don’t like doing that but I was going to crack. It is raining and I can’t get the dog to pee outside. I watch her and when she squats I run her outside but the kids don’t help. They are kids so they are oblivious to what goes on around them.

  • Ram Tough?

    Since this is an edu and this wonderful tidbit is likely to disappear I’ve take the liberty of reproducing it here. I knew not how to contact the author so I give credit here.

    It’s hard to read this without thinking "Dodge trucks are for pussi…"

    After years of health education in the renowned Cohasset Elementary / Middle / High School System, I know a thing or two about the female reproductive system. I can tell you all about your “ovaries,” your “labia,” your “uterus,” the corpus luteum, estrogen, and progesterone- the works… This excellent background led me, as if guided by God Himself, to notice something truly amazing:

    Many of you are familiar with the “Tough Guy” image that truck companies try to create in their television commericals – with all the off-roading and drag-racing up hills with boats in tow (because there’s all that water at the top of hills)… Incidentally, most of what you see voids the warranty that comes with such vehicles… Anyway, I ask you how ‘macho’ a Dodge Ram can be when their emblem is basically the female reproductive system with nostrils:

    Female Reproductive Organs Dodge Symbol

    I linked the Dodge emblem (on the right) to their site in case you want to buy a truck.

  • Bad Dad

    Lost my temper with Noah. He needs a lot less of that and more love. He needs much more love!

  • Of Grasshoppers

    Student: What is rain?

    Master: The cleansing of the air, the cleansing of the mind, the cleansing of the soul, and the renewal of life…and the cause of much corrosion in New Jersey.

  • Peace

    Ah! Rain…

    One of the first things I am going to do when I have regular income is build a screened in porch.

  • Iraq Knews

    What we know, what we knew, and what is not news….

    Iraq Interior Ministry Says Report on Nukes ‘Stupid’

    CIA insider whispers “that’s not where those are supposed to be planted, ‘stupid’.”

  • Geek Mode

    This looks like a decent discussion of a weighted rotating banner system in ColdFusion. It looks similar to the one I wrote myself. I have the urge to review my code now and see if I need to make some improvements.

  • Plasma Mug

    A gift from my brother-in-law (4mb d/l) I couldn’t figure out how to compress the video any better. Looks even cooler with coke in it! ThinkGeek.com

  • From the mouths of babes

    So Amy has this bad diaper and Cathy declares “whew! What’s that smell?!” Amy replies, “Molly [the dog] did it!”

  • Other People’s Projects

    So I get over to the inlaws and get the motion detecting light wiring finished rather rapidly. Spend some quality time with the father-in-law and on the way home hysterics erupt. Apparently he has called the mother-in-law urging her to get home–no other information. Her car breaks down and I quickly drop Noah and the trailer at the house to rush back to the inlaws house to find that the father-in-law has locked himself out. I drive him to the mother-in-law’s office to get the house key. She has already arranged to have the car repaired. I return father-in-law to his house. I call one recruiter for the status of one job – “they went the .Net direction,”

    I am finally home light headed from hunger.

  • Monday. — Mobile Email from a Cingular Wireless…

    Monday.

    Mobile Email from a Cingular Wireless Customer http://www.cingular.com

  • Did audioblogger go away? — Mobile Email from a…

    Did audioblogger go away?

    Mobile Email from a Cingular Wireless Customer http://www.cingular.com

  • Of Grasshoppers

    Student: What have I done?

    Master: As little as possible and as much as feasible in the time allotted.

  • A New Day! Let’s start the day off with a PayPa…

    A New Day!

    Let’s start the day off with a PayPal donation link:

    This Morning

    I ignored the dog all night despite multiple opportunities to walk her. I think she had one large pee episode but I found no poop. Either she is eatting more thoroughly or I missed it or by some miracle she went the whole night without making a mess. I took her outside and read a chapter in a Scott Card book and she laid by my feet. The minute we got in she pee’d twice and pooped twice. I am so glad we don’t have carpet. I would be absolute neurotic (painted a target on myself there now didn’t I?!).

    The animals woke me at 3, 4 and 6 then the alarm woke me at 6:55. The cat had become trapped in the shower stall (yes, the one we have had in our bedroom for 2.5 years). I could not convince myself to get up.

    I need stretching. My right shoulder blade is killing me. I need exercise.

    Latest expense: Tommy broke a weld on his bed probably by repeatedly dropping his 200+ pounds (90.7 kg) on it.

    I want sales but I don’t know how to close them. I want more work but I don’t know when I’ll have time to do it. I want a job but I can’t seem to get one.

    A 45 year old man jumped off one of our bridges to his death this weekend because he could not find a job.

  • Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock

    I achieved largely yesterday! I killed off a project that has had a red bucket c-clamped to our bookshelves for almost a year! I should be terribly satisfied (and I am). Yet I am not calm. Now I am driven to tackle another project but I cannot pick one. Soon we will go get Sarah and take her to Girl Scout Camp (Part II).

    Choices: leaky faucets in upstair bath (never ignore water!!), heating elements in hot water heater, office cleaning, spray 6 week bug away application in yard, trash out of house, buy stamps, buy bug spray (for Sarah), hit an ATM (consider using our own account), program, clean, clean, clean (office, upstairs, desk – respectively), in-laws security light, bath, job applications, client management, contact management, financial management, meditation, self-improvement, exercise – more..

    What a cool thought! Of course paper money will die soon but in the meantime what if ATMs were really on demand money. Instead of storing money inside it just printed new bills when needed and the bank would be responsible for destroying the equivalent number of bills. I know I know. Formula for disaster but still a cool thought similar to the BookMachine (thanks Kurzweil!).