Student: Do you like me?
Professor: No, but I am not the person that needs to like you am I?
Finish the Game
Wahoo! I shall finish the game! Document that I’d procrastinated on completed and faxed to client. Should have never delayed that long but now its done!
Of Grasshoppers
Student: How much can one man take?
Master: As much as he can handle, of course!
Out of the mainstream hate fests
The Daily Show sums up the democratic ticket Well worth the watch! You may want to warn your coworkers that loud chortling will emanate from your desk momentarily.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Today I made a difference!
Master: Everyday you make a difference.
Today’s Geek Link
Now your plants sing to you
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Sometimes I feel like everytime I patch a leak in the dam, 3 new leaks form.
Teacher: Maybe it is time to build a new dam.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Master, obligation gets in the way of desire.
Master: Is it the obligation or the desire that is misplaced?
A New Day! Let’s start the day off with a PayPa…
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Time is fleeting.
Teacher: Time is mismanaged.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Have I ever been functional?
Master: What do you choose to be today?
Do as I say!
I’m always saying to the kids “Don’t put things down, put them away!” but I cannot seems to abide by this myself! I have a meeting in 30 minutes and my face looks like I’ve been living in the woods for a week. I need a shave and cannot find my razor. It is dead and needs a charge. The charge takes 30 minutes and I’m supposed to leave the house in 10 minutes.
This makes me want to explode but I’ve been working very hard at not showing anger so instead I feel like breaking down in tears.
A New Day! Let’s start the day off with a PayPa…
A New Day!
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This Morning
I started my day at 4am by going back to sleep until 5am and eventually getting up at 7am. I swear that if I could force myself to do some serious exercise that I would quit sleeping so much.
Can’t find my shaving razor. Today is all about meetings and coding.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I have too much to do!
Professor: So fortunate! Imagine the horror of having too little.