It’s a shame I don’t have a decent life insurance policy. If I did my family could win the skid mark lottery.
Anyone Connected?
I’m like the essence of good so I’m walking into unfamiliar territory here. Anyone know how to get an appraisal on your soul? After I get the appraisal I’m going to need a connection to the underworld too.
Productivity
Another cover letter written! This one in less than an hour.
A New Day! Let’s start the day off with a PayPa…
A New Day!
Let’s start the day off with a PayPal donation link:

This Morning
I got up 3 minutes later than planned. Still wish I could have stayed up all night. I should stretch and run but I need to be organizing my call list and my pitch.
If you have ever considered clicking that “make a donation” button these next 2 weeks are going to be very hard and now would be a good time to click it.
Tired
It’s late. I’m tired. There is so much left to do. I wanted to email several resumes to jobs listed in the paper then plan a barrage of phone calls for the morning.
Help
I asked my folks for help. I didn’t like that. I won’t do it again and I’m not sure I will accept their help this time.
One step forward, 3 steps backwards
I’m back to cleaning crayons out of clothing.
Incorrect Use Could Result in the Opposite Affect

I received this ad in email and found it hilarious!
1) She looks like she’s got a package and if she’s having to look THAT hard for something in his pants I’d suspect she’s using the pills instead of him
2) If he’s laughing that hard the pills must of had a reversing affect.
I know that roadrunner is in here!
Fark solicited that this picture be doctored. Below is my stress break doctoring:

Spent the day basically taking a piece of crud poo…
Spent the day basically taking a piece of crud poorly written cover letter and turning it into a much nicer letter that may or may not help get me in the door. Trying to finish putting the package together now. Missing one crucial item which could involve mass cleaning or just giving up on it.
Not Pulitzer
The cover letter I had written last week was crap. I’ve bled on it, slashed it, twisted it, and overall made it something better than a first draft.
I need to work so much harder to learn to keep my …
I need to work so much harder to learn to keep my mouth shut. There is a reason that the happiest marriages are centered around guys that simply nod their heads and say “yes dear.”
Another Google Bomb?
Enter “french military victories” into Google and click the “I’m feeling lucky” button.
Bush and His Lies
This article appears on the front page of the WashingtonPost above the fold! Finally the press stands up! From Bush, Unprecedented Negativity
Helplessness
My wife is visibly aggrivated by something. I am probably the source but she doesn’t want to upset me and won’t talk to me about it. I think its more upsetting to know something is going on and not have a clue about it to be able to decide if I could help or not.
Of course, she could just be very focused right now.