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  • Take your pictures while you can

    Congress targets cell phone camera peeping Toms Ok. Posting pictures without permission should not be allowed. Good down to earth morals should keep people from taking pictures say in a locker room or bathroom. I should not be prevented from taking calls in a locker room or bathroom. Too much of my life depends on receiving text messages and phone calls. If some urgent matter comes up and I’m taking 30-45 minutes in the locker room to enjoy a shower or steam room or sauna I should still be able to receive my calls despite the little camera on the phone. If someone wants to take pictures in the locker room they darn well will sneak camera in.

    Once again, our fantastic society makes life hellish by threating the symptoms and not the problem.

  • Hometown News

    Terrorists Attack Cape Fear Museum with 150 Year Old Ordnance

    …a contractor working on the water front brought in a Civil War canon ball as a donation to the museum. A good gesture, but what he didn’t know is that the canon ball had a round of shot with the fuse still intact.

  • UFOs

    Mexican Air Force pilots film unidentified objects

    “This is historic news,” Maussan told reporters. “Hundreds of videos (of UFOs) exist, but none had the backing of the armed forces of any country. … The armed forces don’t perpetuate frauds.”
    In other news, Mexican Airforce Makes Decision to Disallow Pilots From Taking that ‘Relaxing Shot of Tequillia’ Just Before Take-off Due to ‘Abuse Issues’ and Non-regulation of ‘Shot Size’ as well as ‘Finding Empty Bottles in Fighter Jets’.

  • Steak and BJ Day

    Steak and BJ Day – March 14th I stumbled across this and realized we’d missed an important holiday this year. So ladies, and guys, mark your calendars for March 14th 2005 so you don’t miss it next year.

    This link not safe for work. Contains sexual content.

  • Diet

    Forget Atkins! Get your pet fat!

  • Video games get raunchy

    Animated sex? Naked women? Streakers? They’re all in this year’s crop of upcoming titles.

    You know.. Even when games were nothing more than text they were riddled with sex. And if they weren’t, I recall being able to construe them into being sexual. Hormonal teens will make it happen one way or another. Today’s games are just better quality sex!

  • Tech Support

    The father-in-law dropped by and we took apart one of his phones to try to get a working one again. A coke got spilled on the mother-in-law’s phone and it fizzled. That phone was from Verizon (the crappiest phone company on the planet. Do NOT use Verizon!). They have an identical phone from Sprint (no longer have Spring service). Model numbers are identical! Anyhow, Verizon won’t flash the Sprint phone and those phones don’t use sim cards so they are stuck with a working phone but cannot get the service.

    They are going to end up buying a new phone and I bet their contract gets extended to at least 2006. Phone companies are getting to be about as crooked as credit card companies.

  • From the Mouths of Babes

    Amy is a riot. She goes to a chair and slaps the seat with her hand and says “Sit Daddi Sit”

    Later she comes to me and I think she is say ‘look dada a ball’ then she drops from her hand a blank ant and says “Look dada a bug!” She is quite proud of herself but I jump and scare her. Oops. I told her “good job” and we high fived.

  • Epiphany!

    I know why I can’t get out of bed even though I’m awake. My mind races with the hundreds of things I need to be doing and I can’t decide what to do so I go back to sleep. From now on, I will set a “get up early goal” before going to bed. I will say “if I get up early, this is what I will work on..”

  • Blast! Amy is awake. She is now suppose to rise fo…

    Blast! Amy is awake. She is now suppose to rise for another 1.5 hours or more. I need to look in that room anyway for the medicine.

    Found it! Tommy obviously got distracted at the television last night. It’s by the tv.

  • A New Day! Let’s start the day off with a PayPa…

    A New Day!

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    This Morning

    I woke before the 5am alarm and turned it off so the music would not disturb the wife. Was awake enough that I should have gotten out of bed. Instead I lounged and had some bizarre vivid dreams.

    Now I cannot find Tommy’s medicine. It’s refill time so I cannot give it to him from the bottles. I had planned on cleaning manically in the kitchen before Cathy woke and instead I’m tearing the house apart trying to find something that I should be able to pickup with my eyes closed. This is so frustrating.

  • John Kerry is mad about unemployment. John Kerry d…

    John Kerry is mad about unemployment. John Kerry didn’t vote in the Senate Tuesday. Jobless bill fails by one vote.

    Did my candidate screw up?

    “They are going into bankruptcy, defaulting on their mortgages, they aren’t able to afford health insurance,” said Cantwell. “Where are the priorities of my colleagues?”
    Wow! Someone in government cares!

  • The snake passed. It definitely was 1.2 meters (4 …

    The snake passed. It definitely was 1.2 meters (4 feet) or more. Since the cat killed the chipmunks and I’m taking out the habitat and the snakes, a part of the appeal of the yard is lost for me. It’s been a long time since I noticed Racoons or possum too. The owl is rarely heard anymore and I haven’t seen the hawk alight in years.

    I am still excited about the progress on the yard. I have great plans!