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Today’s Glorious Spam

Today I got spammed on Twitter by someone trying to get me to join a lesbian match making website. Uh. I think I fail most of the criteria. You know. Like I’m not single. Cathy and I haven’t reached the swingers or wife swapping point in our relationship yet. Oh, yeah. I don’t have a vagina!

ps. If you are going to trick me into going to an adult website, you could at least provide a thumbnail gallery! Just kidding. I’m not conservative enough for viewing porn and I don’t live in Utah. (NewScientist: Porn in the USA: Conservatives are biggest consumers )

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I’m hot for your spam

I just received this spam in email and it is so bad that I’m actually tempted to reply!

My name is tessy.I saw your structuretoday and became intrested in you, I shall like to know also you more, andI want, that you have sent e-mail to my e-mail address, thus I can give you mypicture for you, that the nobility, whom I. Here – my e-mail addressI believe, that we can move from here. I wait for your mail to my e-mailaddress above. (Remeber the distance or color has no value, but
business oflove alot in a life),Please my love sends you an e-mail address to this my e-mail .kiss and love please contact me in is my mail

My reply should be something like:

you are emailtoday generated me hot.for you. Please sends mypicture for your mail to my e-mailaddress above.I wishes to use my .tongue of imtaciy inyer arm puts of arousal zones, and massages you of my eyebals .kiss nd love please contact me is my mail.

What in the world do these spammers expect?

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Spam on Reality Me out of control

This weekend I plan to get a little aggressive with controlling spam on Reality Me. Most of it gets blocked but I get so much spam traffic that my Spam Karma logs regularly reach 70MB or more. If you find yourself unable to reach Reality Me, I may have been too aggressive. Just email me at or Twitter @djuggler or Skype djuggler.

How do I plan to fight the spam? Mostly with apache. I’ll post details.