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Magazine offers jungle holiday – with cannibals

A magazine is offering readers the chance to win a holiday with a tribe of cannibals in Papua New Guinea. …

…Mr Barker appealed for members of the public to pay £2,000 to join him on the trip after his wife had second thoughts.

…The pair will have no maps or phones and the winner will be completely at the mercy of the tribesmen.

…they haven’t eaten a Westerner for forty years,” he said.

Juggler’s thoughts: “Special dinner arranged with the winner!”

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