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Ram Tough? July 26, 2004 10:28 pm

Posted by djuggler in : Daily Life
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Since this is an edu and this wonderful tidbit is likely to disappear I’ve take the liberty of reproducing it here. I knew not how to contact the author so I give credit here.

It’s hard to read this without thinking "Dodge trucks are for pussi…"

After years of health education in the renowned Cohasset Elementary / Middle / High School System, I know a thing or two about the female reproductive system. I can tell you all about your “ovaries,” your “labia,” your “uterus,” the corpus luteum, estrogen, and progesterone- the works… This excellent background led me, as if guided by God Himself, to notice something truly amazing:

Many of you are familiar with the “Tough Guy” image that truck companies try to create in their television commericals – with all the off-roading and drag-racing up hills with boats in tow (because there’s all that water at the top of hills)… Incidentally, most of what you see voids the warranty that comes with such vehicles… Anyway, I ask you how ‘macho’ a Dodge Ram can be when their emblem is basically the female reproductive system with nostrils:

Female Reproductive Organs Dodge Symbol

I linked the Dodge emblem (on the right) to their site in case you want to buy a truck.

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