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Report: Saddam has chronic prostate infection

You will not probe my cavities!

…Saddam Hussein suffers from a chronic prostate infection and has refused to have a biopsy to rule out any chance he has cancer…
Saddam overheard to say, “ewe will notf look up my arse. you vill not gets so much as tvis finger up my buttocks! Take er instruments of probfing and run along. Vou will find no weapons of mass distruction in there either.”
Someone else heard him say, “Pull my vinger. I will blow the cancer out!”

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