I smell the lunatic. Watch for murph.
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A juggling technophile shares personal stories, challenges, humor and perhaps some political commentary.
I smell the lunatic. Watch for murph.
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Mobile Email from a Cingular Wireless Customer http://www.cingular.com
One of the unique pleasures you have as a parent is one that no new parent ever really thinks about or expects and that is sitting on the side of your tub cheerleading for your two year old as she sits on the toilet.
Dad: “You can do it! Push out the poop.”
Amy, pointing to the pictures on her special toilet seat: “Look Daddy! A duck!”
Dad: “Do ducks poop?”
Amy, shaking head: “NooOOO”
Dad: “Yes they do. Ducks poop.”
Mom from hallway: “Everyone Poops.”
Dad’s inner thoughts: That book is wrong.
Dad: “Does Molly poop?”
Amy: “No”
Dad: “Are you sure?”
Amy: “Molly poops inside!”
Ugh! Back to cheerleading… “Push the poop out! You can do it! Aw, that was a poot not a poop. Keep trying. Push it out! Shove it out! Waaaayy out!”
I find this humourous and interesting. My referrer log shows that within 28 seconds I had visitors from:
22 Aug, Sun, 22:32:31 http://monk101.blogspot.com/
22 Aug, Sun, 22:32:59 http://adirian.blogspot.com/
Of course, if you are not a fan of the show “Monk” then this has little meaning. And yes, I know “Adrian” but its close!
A New Day!
Let’s start the day off with a PayPal donation link:
This Morning
Alarm at 4. Woke strongly at 5. Sat in bed until 5:11 being excited that I would get an hour’s work in bedfore waking the kids. Slept deep! Work at 5:12. That was wierd. Decided to lie in bed and ponder how 1 minute of sleep could feel like an hour. Woke at 6:14 to rise.
Today is to be action packed. A charitable friend is going to save my tail a bit by paying me to do some work on his house that he otherwise would have done himself. He also knows I would do the work for free. It’s good to be loved.