So for fun, let’s step into GW Bush’s head for a minute. Let’s add in a few prime time quality flash backs and replay some dialogs that Junior has had.
Senior’s End of Term
GW: “Daaddee. It ain’t right that you didn’t get another term.”
Sr: “That is how the political process works son.”
GW: “But it tain’t right. You watch! I’m gonna get your Cold War back! I promise!”
Flashback Pre-Election 2000
GW: “Daaddee. I thinks I wanna run fer president.”
Sr: “Son. I don’t think you have what it takes.”
GW: “Daaddee. It looks like a lot of fun. Neat toys! You can make some calls right?”
Sr: “Sure son. But you are going to have to listen to everything I tell you.”
Flashback Election 2000
GW: “I’m gonna lose! This ain’t right.”
*ring ring*
Jeb: “Hullo.”
GW: “Jeb. Yer the gov’ner. Make those votes right or I’ll tell everyone about that time I found you and Charlie nachid.”
Jeb: “Fixed.”
Flashback Pre-election 2004
GW: “This doggoned divided House and Senate makes my job hard.”
*ring ring*
CIA: “Thank you for calling the CIA. We fix things! Can I help you?”
GW: “Make sure that House and Senate is mostly Republicans.”
*checks polls*
GW: “This son of a gun has a chance!”
*ring ring*
CIA: “Thank you for calling the CIA. We fix things! Can I help you?”
GW: “How good are you at counting?”
CIA: “Good enough to tell you that you don’t need to pack your things for at least another 4 years.”
Flashforward Pre-election 2008
CIA: “Oh! Hello George!”
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