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Things to NOT say to the pregnant woman April 26, 2005 6:19 am

Posted by djuggler in : Daily Life
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When you are bringing the freshly spayed dog inside and telling it “you aren’t supposed to leave the yard” and the pregnant wife quips “but you gave her fulltime birth control” do not reply with “so are you telling me that after my operation I can leave the yard?”

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