A juggling technophile shares personal stories, challenges, humor and perhaps some political commentary.
So today is a majorly important deadline. What could go wrong? Well, my computer keeps freezing up, the person with technical information I need is awol, I can’t dial my client from my cell phone because Cingular is saying I am not allowed to call them (your approximate hold time is…eternity!), the battery on the cell phone is dying, and I am supposed to be at another location in 10 minutes.
Update: Oh look! This computer says it is 1:30 and that computer says it is 1:18. ugh!
TSA, the tool of Osama, continues to terrorize American tourists by denying certain liquids and gels be carried onto airplanes. Toothpaste is out; personal lubricants are in. You heard right. Grab your KY or Astroglide and take your stinky breath to the airport. TSA’s message? You’re going to get screwed flying in America and no one is going to kiss you.
Thanks to Jeni and Dean for the link.
Popped out of bed at 2:59am! Now I like that. Rough day ahead. Let’s hope the next 3 hours of coding goes smoothly.
