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"Murphy was an optimist!"

I have the winning ticket for the $340 million Powerball jackpot! August 16, 2012 8:08 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life
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So I bought a Powerball ticket last night since it was a rather large jackpot, $340 million to be exact. Driving down the interstate today, I noticed the lottery billboard shows the Powerball at $40 million which means someone won. Using quantum physics, I know that I am that winner because I have not yet observed the ticket (nor have I observed an announcement of the winner) therefore my ticket must simultaneously be every winning and every losing combination. Now I just have to figure out how to observe that winning number.

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