"Murphy was an optimist!"
Of Grasshoppers June 20, 2009 2:45 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy , add a commentStudent: I took a nap.
Master: Have you awoken yet?
Of Grasshoppers June 13, 2009 1:29 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy , add a commentStudent: This mountain is too high.
Master: Forget the mountain. Let’s climb this small hill first.
Of Grasshoppers June 11, 2009 7:49 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy , add a commentStudent: That’s a big mountain!
Master: No one climbs a mountain by staring at it.
Of Grasshoppers June 6, 2009 8:20 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy , add a commentStudent: I’m very tired.
Master: Rest.
Of Grasshoppers June 4, 2009 9:59 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy , add a commentStudent: David Carradine dead at 72.
Master: No words.
Of Grasshoppers June 3, 2009 10:34 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy , add a commentStudent: I was wrong about everything.
Master: At least you are finally right about something.
Of Grasshoppers May 27, 2009 9:24 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy , add a commentStudent: I wish my voice could be taken away.
Master: Just shut up.
Of Grasshoppers May 24, 2009 2:06 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy , add a commentStudent: I cannot remember my dreams.
Master: Make new dreams.
Of Grasshoppers May 21, 2009 5:34 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy , add a commentStudent: How did I get here?
Master: You walked a path.
Of Grasshoppers May 21, 2009 12:14 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy , add a commentStudent: Winning is not an option.
Master: Lose with grace.
Of Grasshoppers May 20, 2009 9:35 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy , add a commentStudent: Why does the tide pull me away from the shore?
Master: Why are you standing in the water?
Of Grasshoppers May 14, 2009 7:58 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy , add a commentStudent: All I ever wanted was to be great.
Master: Niagara Falls is great. So is a drop of dew on a single blade of grass.
Of Grasshoppers May 10, 2009 8:30 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy , add a commentStudent: Where’s my Mr. Miyagi?
Master: Look in the Yellow Pages under "psychologist" and expect to pay $150 an hour. You don’t really think you can get sage advice for honey-do’s and car washes, do you?!
Of Grasshoppers May 3, 2009 9:18 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy , add a commentStudent: Does it really matter?
Master: To whom?
Of Grasshoppers May 3, 2009 4:05 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy , add a commentStudent: I’m thinking of cutting my tongue out.
Master: Nothing tastes better than silence.
