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"Murphy was an optimist!"

Of Grasshoppers May 14, 2012 8:02 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
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Student: Tell me it is going to be okay.
Master: Do you already know the outcome?

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Of Grasshoppers May 11, 2012 2:25 pm

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Student: The mind is tired.
Master: The body is weak.

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Of Grasshoppers May 8, 2012 1:17 pm

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Student: Lifestyle changes in my imminent future.
Master: Ah! You’ll have a future!

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Of Grasshoppers April 24, 2012 5:29 pm

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Student: My life has been one wake up call after another.
Master: When will you quit hitting snooze?

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Of Grasshoppers April 21, 2012 4:29 pm

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Student: I could have been…
Master: You are…

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Of Grasshoppers March 25, 2012 5:36 pm

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Student: I think it is best if I don’t speak.
Master: …

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Of Grasshoppers March 19, 2012 1:39 pm

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Student: Have I been tired my entire life?
Master: Have you ever rested?

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Of Grasshoppers March 13, 2012 2:55 pm

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Student: Sometimes I feel I’ve lived too long.
Master: Give it a few more years.

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Of Grasshoppers March 7, 2012 9:02 am

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Student: I must become a stronger man.
Master: You must exercise.

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Of Grasshoppers February 16, 2012 1:29 pm

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Student: Am I the man I want to be?
Master: You are the man that you are.

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Of Grasshoppers August 17, 2011 9:49 am

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Student: I’ve let myself down.
Master: You aren’t alone.

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Of Grasshoppers November 12, 2010 2:51 pm

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Student: If you knew 30 years ago what you’d be today, would you make different decisions?
Master: If you knew today what you’d be tomorrow, would you make different decisions?

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Of Grasshoppers October 16, 2010 1:21 pm

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Student: I have never lived.
Master: Begin today!

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Of Grasshoppers September 6, 2010 10:54 am

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Student: I am alone.
Master:  

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Of Grasshoppers August 29, 2010 6:02 pm

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Student: I am fighting a great sadness.
Master: Who is winning?

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