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Of Grasshoppers October 5, 2008 5:07 pm

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Student: Every decision I make is bad.
Master: When one steers a ship port or starboard, it is a still a boat floating on water.

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Of Grasshoppers September 27, 2008 11:38 am

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Student: Who does the spanking hurt the most? The spanker or the spankee?
Master: They are probably the same.

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Of Grasshoppers September 24, 2008 3:00 pm

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Student: I think I’m going to die.
Master: Some day.

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Of Grasshoppers September 22, 2008 6:08 pm

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Student: I cannot win at this game.
Master: Can you have fun trying?

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Of Grasshoppers September 21, 2008 11:17 am

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Student: Today I feel weak.
Master: Then today you must be strong.

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Of Grasshoppers September 20, 2008 1:53 pm

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Student: These things I cannot control!
Master: The weak try to control; the strong adapt.

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Of Grasshoppers September 15, 2008 9:55 am

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Student: I cry.
Master: To wash the dirt from your eyes.

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Of Grasshoppers September 4, 2008 11:42 am

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Student: I thought I was making the correct choice at the time.
Master: A disappointing or unexpected outcome does not necessarily make the choice wrong.

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Of Grasshoppers August 21, 2008 10:54 am

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Student: I want a friend.
Master: You must first be a friend.

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Of Grasshoppers August 19, 2008 10:52 am

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Student: Will you help carry my load?
Master: No. I will show you how to lighten it.

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Of Grasshoppers August 18, 2008 5:37 pm

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Student: I cannot handle any more conflict in my life.
Master: Quit fighting.

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Of Grasshoppers August 13, 2008 11:56 pm

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Student: All choices are wrong.
Master: All choices are nothing more than choices.

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Of Grasshoppers June 25, 2008 11:55 pm

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Student: The hole is deep.
Master: And broad.

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Of Grasshoppers June 5, 2008 1:28 pm

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Student: Oh the stuff I have to do!
Master: Gets in the way of the stuff you need to do.

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Of Grasshoppers June 2, 2008 5:27 pm

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Student: I don’t think there are enough drugs in the world to make me feel good about myself right now.
Master: What would make you feel good about yourself?

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