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She says..he hears

She says: “Why haven’t you gotten the paper?”

He retorts: “I haven’t been outside yet.”

She ponders.

She says: “I wonder if Sarah’s glasses got returned [to the mailbox] last night.”

He hears: “Get your lazy ass out and get the paper! Bring in the glasses while you are at it!”

He submits.

They have happy marriage!

“The secret to a happy life is a happy wife!”

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