10. Now my computer runs faster.
9. So that’s what happened to the other cat.
8. Maybe I should open this mail from 1988.
7. The silver doesn’t match my keyboard and case. Perhaps I should buy a new computer.
6. Only 1 comes in a box?!
5. What’s this button do?
4. Look at all the purdy colors.
3. Ow my eyes! My eyes!
2. And all this time I thought I was in DOS.
1. Oh! So it IS porn!
