Top 10 Things Said By Doug While Hooking Up His New Monitor

10. Now my computer runs faster.

9. So that’s what happened to the other cat.

8. Maybe I should open this mail from 1988.

7. The silver doesn’t match my keyboard and case. Perhaps I should buy a new computer.

6. Only 1 comes in a box?!

5. What’s this button do?

4. Look at all the purdy colors.

3. Ow my eyes! My eyes!

2. And all this time I thought I was in DOS.

1. Oh! So it IS porn!