I was in the car with a friend of the mine the other day and we came upon a green light and he stopped. The light turned red and he drove through the intersection.
I was scared to death and agast cried out, "Where’d you learn how to drive?!"
He said, "My brother taught me."
I said, "But you’re supposed to stop on a red light and go on a green light."
He replied, "But my brother might be on the other street."