Meter reader: "Wow! Your electricity usage is high. I mean like, this is what a mansion uses!"
Husband to one wonderful wife, father to five fantastic children, juggler, technophile, freelancer, DIYer, adventurer, volunteer, KO4NFA (2m/70cm), WRMJ225 (GMRS)
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