When the college student at the liquor store suggests that the bottle of wine you are holding also comes in a label without the two lesbian women kissing on it, and that your wife might appreciate the plain label, don’t respond with "Ah, but the other night she had a…oh, tmi." and think you can leave the store without finishing the story.
Oooooo i wanna hear the rest of the “Ah, but the other night she had a…” story :o)
“…she had a dream.”