Student: COFFEE!
Master: Procrastinator!
Month: September 2007
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I feel terribly beat up.
Master: Those who take up the fight, feel the punches.
Who Uses That Dying ColdFusion Anyway?
ColdFusion? Since its inception naysayers have declared "ColdFusion is dying!" It remains my favorite web application language (over others like PHP, ASP classic, ASP .NET, etc). And I continue to pay our bills primarily working with CF.
Who else uses it? Why the National Institute of Standards and Technology of course!
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Why do they not help me?
Master: They are helping themselves.
Of Being Dad
"So, do you have plans to go to school today?"
When Online Friends Go Missing
You know, last week I had my withdrawal. I received no comments, questions, or phone calls. It was a little discouraging. I vanished and no one cared (of course, they probably just looked at Cathy’s blog and knew exactly what was going on) Toward the end of the week, I did receive a “you still alive?” email and for that I was very thankful.
With that said, What’s happen to Phillip?!Bluesloth is redesigned!
The Machine is Broken
I feel so beat up. I just want to sleep. My body is sore all over. My brain aches.
Last Night’s Dream
I remember two dreams. Both involved Tommy. One was about camping. But this post is about the other one.
We are in a car. I am in the back seat against the door on the passenger side. Cathy is sharing the seat with me just to my left. Some girl is in the middle but it is kind of like an opening to another row of seats so perhaps she is in the back-back and leaning forward to the middle row of seats; she is holding an unlit joint between her thumb and index finger but mostly concealing it in her hand. Then a shadow of a person is in the other middle seat on the driver’s side. Tommy is driving. A police officer pulls him over. We all sit there stunned. We make no attempt to get the girl to conceal her illegal substance as the officer approaches the car and makes eye contact with her. He comes to my side of the car and takes the joint from her, makes a comment and hands it to me. As he walks away Cathy points out that the police officer is going to arrest me so I eat it.
Now I ask you, what the hell was Tommy doing driving?!
What do I do?
Today I am calculating distances between UK postcodes so if someone says they live in the SW1A 0AA postcode and they want to find information within 3000 meters of that postcode, I’m doing the math for that.
Did you know that the UK postcode system is copyrighted? That means there are very few tools available for this so the wheel has to be constantly reinvented. http://www.freethepostcode.org/ is trying to help. Copyrights are not always a good thing.
Don’t you have better things to do?
I blog a lot. Apparently I’m a noisy Twitter also. Some people take smoke breaks. I publish something. I am a juggler. A natural born multi-tasker. When I get some code block, I distract myself with a post then usually I can get back into the grind. Since I work constantly, and strange hours, I am at the keyboard perpetually which lends to being able to produce more posts. Blogging is not something that detracts from my day nor consumes quantities simply because I have built blogging into the rhythm of my life.
Last week I said some things in jest which offended Cathy … fill in some blanks … we got angry with each otherapparently only I got mad and I quit posting. The quantity of work on my plate was inhuman (and light compared to the ungodly amount on my plate this week). I withdrew from everything but work which probably wasn’t a terrible thing. But it knocked my rhythm out of whack. My blogging habit broke. I’ll get it back in sync but it may not be until next week after this work is done. If I survive this week and October I’m seriously thinking of taking November or December off completely.
Btw, Cathy and I have since made up. Married people know what that means.
As an interesting sidebar, I thought with no posting my readership would vanish. According to Google Analytics the number of visitors increased!
Internet People
Did you miss wasting lots of time on the Internet over the past decade? This video will catch you up to the rest of us!
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George Carlin: education and the owners of America
First, that title says "George Carlin" so if you think you can click play on the video below and not hear a word that starts with F and rhymes with duck then you’re delusional. Second, I don’t think you’ll laugh, but you might cheer George on. Third, well, just watch the video.
From the mouths of babes
Evan, from his crib: "I’m not going to sleep and you cannot make me. I have been studying constitutional law on the History Channel and PBS along with escape tactics used by Wonder Pets on Noggin and tactical planning on Family Guy. You cannot legally nor forcefully hold me in this cell any longer. I am two years old for God’s sake! I don’t need to NAP! Release me now or I shall POO!"
From the mouths of babes
Dad: "Evan time to take a nap!"
Evan, the littlest con artist: *cries out* then squints really hard trying to force tears