"Murphy was an optimist!"
My 2022 and 2023 foci March 31, 2022 2:45 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily LifeI’m focusing 2022 on closing out as many projects as I can. In 2023, I’ll close out any that did not complete in 2022.
add a commentWork March 28, 2022 12:00 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily LifeWork: “It’s Monday! We want you product! So much to do. Go go go go!”
Also work: “Eh, yeah, we installed so many software and firmware updates to your computer over the weekend that you will spend half your day rebooting your computer. No, we aren’t moving the deadlines.”
Fixing the modern calendar March 28, 2022 11:58 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily LifeWe need to rename the days of the week. Let’s begin with Monday:
Xanaxday
CBDday
Caffeineday
Ritalinday
Cialisday
Scotchday
Aspirinday
Confidence March 24, 2022 11:21 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily LifeYou know how when you are in the ocean and the water is getting shallower and shallower and you feel like you are finally getting out of deep water but then suddenly you are neck deep or in over your head because you were actually on a sandbar? I’m hoping I’m not on a sandbar but I suspect I am.
add a commentThe need for friends March 13, 2022 2:00 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Philosophy, PoetryI need to talk to someone
But I can think of no one to call
I’m not sure I even want to chat
I’d just like to know someone has my back
It’s very lonely in this crowded world
I have so many friends I haven’t seen in years
Would they listen to me discuss my fears
Or are they too caught up in their own woes
Busy, consumed in their lives
To be troubled by my troubles I keep inside
I bet they also need to talk to someone
I’d love to chat unfortunately I don’t have time
To call them back.
-DM 2022-03-09