Category: Daily Life

Ramblings, often stream of conscious, journaling the events of my life.

  • Exploded

    I rang in the Mystery Credits on Blog Explosion yesterday! Won 25 credits rapidly followed by 2 and 2 for a total of 29 credits. The only problem was I didn’t have an interesting blog yesterday. Nothing to say to a sudden influx of visitors.

    This tells me I need to model myself after my wife, Tim, and South Knox Bubba who all have nicely formatted sites with great content and a psuedo-regular pattern to their posts.

    Ah! Let’s not forget Big Orange Michael, Hula Dula, and.. wow.. there are so many! I shall have to create a huge list during my next break.

  • Junkies

    How would you judge a person with the following traits:

    • Has the shakes
    • Spends enourmous amounts of money on their stuff
    • Sacrifices friends and family for their stuff
    • Gets irritable when they don’t get enough stuff
    • Always wants better stuff often researching in great detail techniques for better stuff
    • Loses sleep for habit
    • Has caused relationship problems resulting in therapy or divorce due to habit
    • Often thinks of giving up stuff
    • Frequently has bloodshot eyes
    • Talks to their stuff
    • Wants a bigger pipe
    • Honestly believes they can’t have enough
    • Always thinking of new ingenius ways to use their stuff
    • Alienates self to only relating to other junkies
  • Poem – On Stage

    Oh It’s like a game.

    The Teachers try to teach

         the meaning behind Arthur’s play

    But it is cruel.

    The Teachers know the rules.

    We cannot be told until after school

    But when the final bell has rung

    We are gone and a new class has begun

         That cannot be told until after school.

    So while in class we ponder the moral behind Arthur’s play

         So we can make our report and make an A.

    Then after school has come

         And we are eager to get out and have our fun.

    But no one is there to remind us that Arthur’s play has begun.

    We get out and make our calls to impress the Boss

         And all the while Cliff’s notes sit at home.

    Why do we not remember the moral of the play

         from day to day after school?

    Then sometime when it is far too late

         Perhaps sitting in a bar being contemplative

    We will think of Arthur’s play

         And recognize our after school fate.

    Arthur tried to teach us early

         That we are all destined to play a role.

         And we shall all be Willy in his Play.

    -DM 4/31/98

  • Spy Journal Tips

    If you haven’t checked out Tim’s tips pages yet you should have a look at Spy Journal Excel Tips, Spy Journal Blog Tips, and Spy Journal Tech Tips.

    Below is a reprint of a Spy Journal Blog Tip that I contributed. The tips found on Spy Journal Blog Tips are all well written and worth checking out by all bloggers.



    How do I change my cursor?

    Note: The techniques in the article should work in most modern browsers. To see examples in action hold your mouse over any word with text that is not in a regular font (such as emphasized or bold)

    In CSS Positioning the acronym CSS has a faint line beneath it and placing the mouse pointer over it changes the cursor (in most browsers) to an arrow with a question mark. How was this done?

    First I should comment that I am amazed to find that in nearly a decade of coding websites I still find basic HTML elements that for one bad habit or another I either do not use or have overlooked. I now make an effort to periodically review the basics. The W3C has invaluable reference material concerning Internet specifications and W3Schools is an absolutely wonderful place to review a skillset or develop a new one for free.

    What is the difference between an abbreviation and an acronym? Dictionary.com gives the following definitions:

    abbreviation
    A shortened form of a word or phrase used chiefly in writing to represent the complete form, such as Mass. for Massachusetts or abbr. for abbreviation.
    acronym
    A word formed from the initial letters of a name, such as WAC for Women’s Army Corps, or by combining initial letters or parts of a series of words, such as radar for radio detecting and ranging.

    The W3C in section 9.2 Structured Text devotes a sub-section to Phrase elements. These include: EM, STRONG, DFN, CODE, SAMP, KBD, VAR, CITE, ABBR, and ACRONYM. In this article alone I have made use of EM, STRONG, DFN, CODE, CITE, ABBR, and ACRONYM.

    Now that we have learned or relearned some basic HTML, let’s combine it with some CSS to create a working example. Let’s use the acronym CSS (Cascading Style Sheets) as our example. Since this is an acronym and not an abbreviation we will use the HTML <acronym>:

    <acronym>CSS</acronym>

    That changed the appearance but didn’t give us text. The text is added with the title atttribute.

    <acronym title="Cascading Style Sheets">CSS</acronym>

    Now if we hover our mouse over CSS for a second or two the words "Cascading Style Sheets" appear. What about the cursor? The cursor needs to be done with, ironically enough, CSS. We will use an inline style in our example and discuss alternatives in a different article.

    <acronym title="Cascading Style Sheets" style="cursor:help;">CSS</acronym>

    Abbreviations (definitions etc) can all be done the same way.

    <abbr title="Street" style="cursor:help;">St.</abbr>

    In upcoming articles, I will discuss:

    • different ways to define the style for this method
    • pointer options

    The inspiration for this article came from frequent visits to Terreus who uses this technique and inspired me to ask "How does he do that?!" Terreus has to be one of the most exceptional well marked up sites I have visited in recent times. Kudos to the developer!

    djuggler’s personal blog is Reality Me.


  • Of Grasshoppers

    Student: I am tired.

    Master: You think you are tired.

  • A New Day! Let’s start the day off with a PayPa…

    A New Day!

    Let’s start the day off with a PayPal donation link:

    This Morning

    Have you ever been so tired that you wanted to cry? I probably need exercise more than sleep but I cannot have either right now. At least I’m up at 4:30 like I wanted to be.

  • Of Grasshoppers

    Student: How do I control my yearnings?

    Master: Satisfy them.

  • Screwed

    I hate my line of work sometimes. Imagine Monet working in a shared studio on a team project. You have the draft canvas where you work out ideas and as they are finalized and approved they are moved into the museum for display. Now imagine another artist on the team accidentally works in the museum instead of the studio and to fix the problem decides to throw away all the studio canvases and copy the museum canvases into the studio.

    That’s what just happened to me. Effectively a two day set back…or, two days of my life thrown away for naught. And this happens all the time in the technology business.

  • Frustrated!

    One mouse has a snag in it and jumps every few pixels

    The phone keeps misdialing and when it does connect the number is busy

    People are changing things without discussing the changes first causing wasted time and effort

    I keep clicking a link for the window to open so I can make an urgent reply to a webbased email and it won’t let me

    I can’t type without errors today

    I can’t fast enough

    Ugh!

    Chaos upstairs, I’m in charge

    On Days like today, life seems so hard!

  • Noah about to escape across the state line. 


    Noah about to escape across the state line. Posted by Hello

  • A New Day! Let’s start the day off with a PayPa…

    A New Day!

    Let’s start the day off with a PayPal donation link:

    This Morning

    Oh the bed was so warm and comfortable! I really didn’t want to move.

    Last night I did that thing my wife didn’t want me to do. Well… I cleaned (that she wanted) It was not cleaning in the sense that anything got tossed. I re-organized in the bedroom. Basically I made the woodstove usable. Then I did that thing she didn’t want me to do. I climbed up on the roof at midnight to look down the flue. Man it was dark. I turned my light out to stare at the stars and absolutely could not see the edge of the roof. Felt like I was flying!

    The fire burned until 3:30am. I stoked it but didn’t have the energy to make it rip roaring. I could not convince myself to stay up either. This is going to be a long day.

  • Progress!

    Court done.

    Client 2 progress.

    Dry wall at friend’s house progress.

    Next support group.

    Followed by computer repair.

  • Geeks toppled

    Ugh!

  • I had my day! No I get 30 more.

    I went before the judge over my bogus traffic citation. Interesting day. Better than CourtTV.

    So, I’m driving down the road trying not to get too worked up over this and regreting having not subpoenaed the tape to see just how innocent or guilty I was. I get to the parking garage and see that all day parking is going to cost me $5 (add it to the court costs!). At least I had some fun in the garage. A wrong turn made me pass a particular truck three times. The roar of the Jeep was so loud that it set the truck’s alarm off two out of the three passes! Btw, improperly working equipment on a vehicle is $67.50 per incident (tail light, muffler, etc). Better get that fixed soon!

    I go to the City County Building and see the line of people waiting to go through the metal detectors and knowing darn well I don’t have time to get to the car and back I just drop my two pocket knives, the ones I meant to leave in the Jeep, into the plastic tray to see if they’ll pass. At the Duncan Federal Building they aren’t concerned about pocket knives. They don’t pass. The officer picks them up and I beg him to let me take them back to the car but unlike the airport they don’t confiscate they just put them in an envelop that you get on your way out. Little did I know my way out would be in 3.5 minutes.

    The administrative person at Circuit court says, “I think you are supposed to be behind the Coliseum but check with Sessions court.” Session court admin confirms that I have to get back to street level, then to the Jeep, pay for parking and get a half mile down the road in 3 minutes. I wonder if they’ll excuse a speeding ticket because you were “trying to get to court on time.”

    Parking: $1 and, oh no, a one way turn to the right. My bridge sits beside the parking garage to the left but is only accessible by monthly parkers. So right it is and rewarded by downtown construction–closed road! Forced to the right again. Oh good. That will put me on the parkway and I can get off at Summit Hill for a quick shot down the road and into the police station parking lot. One thing. There is no exit ramp for Summit Hill so its either Magnolia or the Interstate to Asheville. Alright. Magnolia and a U-turn to get back onto the parkway…only, the exit to Magnolia is right turn only. Ok. Backroads, gut feelings and guesses. By some miracle I get to the police station at 9:03 for my 9:00am court and the session has not begun. I even have time for a pit stop and urinal conversation with another traffic violator.

    ** to be continued **