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"Murphy was an optimist!"

Of Grasshoppers May 6, 2008 12:25 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
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Student: I need a vice.
Master: You need a grip!

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Of Grasshoppers May 3, 2008 8:31 am

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Student: Hard day ahead.
Master: Good night ahead.

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Of Grasshoppers May 2, 2008 7:27 pm

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Student: It is hard to think a little alcohol wouldn’t make it all better.
Master: A little alcohol would make it hard to think better at all.

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Of Grasshoppers May 2, 2008 11:21 am

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Student: I’d like to be something more than I am.
Master: I’d like to be less.

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Of Grasshoppers April 29, 2008 9:53 am

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Student: The odds are impossible!
Master: Do the odds improve if you quit?

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Of Grasshoppers April 28, 2008 3:21 pm

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Student: There are limits.
Master: There are priorities.

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Of Grasshoppers April 21, 2008 12:12 pm

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Student: What a good life it was!
Master: And so much more to come!

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Of Grasshoppers April 14, 2008 8:12 am

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Student: I should have stayed up all night.
Master: You should stay focused.

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Of Grasshoppers March 28, 2008 5:38 pm

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Student: Life is not nearly as complicated as I was led to believe.
Master: Life is not nearly as complicated as you have made it.

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Of Grasshoppers March 27, 2008 12:29 pm

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Student: Why do I do this?
Master: Why does a leaf, having fallen in the river, float downstream?

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Of Grasshoppers March 13, 2008 7:23 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Being Dad, Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
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Student: Should I bark at the children or use Socratic methods?
Master: Do you want immediate or long lasting results?

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Of Grasshoppers March 9, 2008 10:46 pm

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Student: I am troubled by things I can do nothing about.
Master: You could stop thinking about them.

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Of Grasshoppers March 9, 2008 2:55 pm

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Student: Life has no meaning.
Master: Can you simply enjoy it now?

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Of Grasshoppers March 3, 2008 11:51 pm

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Student:I am ready to be a hermit.
Master:

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Of Grasshoppers March 3, 2008 1:07 pm

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Student: I have made mistakes.
Master: And they were great!

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