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Category: Of Grasshoppers

Philosophical discussions between “student” and “master” intended to inspire deep thought.

Posted on September 13, 2007 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: COFFEE!
Master: Procrastinator!

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on September 13, 2007 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: I feel terribly beat up.
Master: Those who take up the fight, feel the punches.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on September 12, 2007 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: Why do they not help me?
Master: They are helping themselves.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on September 3, 2007 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: I’m making myself ill.
Master: Well that won’t help!

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on September 3, 2007 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: I prove myself by taking the hard path.
Master: The easy path does not imply the lazy path. It does ensure greater opportunity for success.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on August 28, 2007 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: Destiny?
Master: Puppet show.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on August 26, 2007 by Doug McCaughan — 1 Comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: The walls are closing in!
Master: Get rid of some stuff!

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on August 15, 2007 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: What’s that under my butt?!
Master: I call it fire.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on August 3, 2007 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: What to do when someone else’s problem becomes yours?
Master: Own it! Embrace it! And maybe you can solve two people’s problems at once.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on August 1, 2007 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: I’ve forgotten.
Master: What?

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on August 1, 2007 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: Patience being tried!
Master: Perhaps you should exercise more.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on July 30, 2007 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: I am so capable.
Master: A stone at the top of a hill is capable but does nothing until pushed.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on July 26, 2007 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: Being a father is a guaranteed way to regularly feel like a cad.
Master: Being a father is a guaranteed way to regularly feel like a superhero.

Categories: Daily Life, Of Being Dad, Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on July 24, 2007 by Doug McCaughan — 1 Comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: Words.
Master: Sharper than knives.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on July 23, 2007 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: I will not be overwhelmed!
Master: One cannot accomplish a single task when thinking about all other tasks.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy

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