"Murphy was an optimist!"
Of Grasshoppers September 13, 2007 3:50 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: COFFEE!
Master: Procrastinator!
Of Grasshoppers September 13, 2007 2:28 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I feel terribly beat up.
Master: Those who take up the fight, feel the punches.
Of Grasshoppers September 12, 2007 10:19 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: Why do they not help me?
Master: They are helping themselves.
Of Grasshoppers September 3, 2007 10:08 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I’m making myself ill.
Master: Well that won’t help!
Of Grasshoppers September 3, 2007 6:57 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I prove myself by taking the hard path.
Master: The easy path does not imply the lazy path. It does ensure greater opportunity for success.
Of Grasshoppers August 28, 2007 6:54 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: Destiny?
Master: Puppet show.
Of Grasshoppers August 26, 2007 5:11 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: The walls are closing in!
Master: Get rid of some stuff!
Of Grasshoppers August 15, 2007 4:29 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: What’s that under my butt?!
Master: I call it fire.
Of Grasshoppers August 3, 2007 12:24 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: What to do when someone else’s problem becomes yours?
Master: Own it! Embrace it! And maybe you can solve two people’s problems at once.
Of Grasshoppers August 1, 2007 2:13 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I’ve forgotten.
Master: What?
Of Grasshoppers August 1, 2007 11:39 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: Patience being tried!
Master: Perhaps you should exercise more.
Of Grasshoppers July 30, 2007 3:47 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I am so capable.
Master: A stone at the top of a hill is capable but does nothing until pushed.
Of Grasshoppers July 26, 2007 8:01 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Of Being Dad, Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: Being a father is a guaranteed way to regularly feel like a cad.
Master: Being a father is a guaranteed way to regularly feel like a superhero.
Of Grasshoppers July 24, 2007 8:49 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: Words.
Master: Sharper than knives.
Of Grasshoppers July 23, 2007 10:06 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I will not be overwhelmed!
Master: One cannot accomplish a single task when thinking about all other tasks.