"Murphy was an optimist!"
Of Grasshoppers January 8, 2016 10:39 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: Ten years ago I asked you my first question.
Master: And you continue to talk to yourself!
Of Grasshoppers June 4, 2015 10:20 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I’m good at getting things done when I’m angry.
Master: Like a tornado is really good at making wind when it’s stormy.
Of Grasshoppers May 14, 2015 5:16 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I don’t understand.
Master: FO
Of Grasshoppers May 6, 2015 9:17 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: Every time I think I’ve become a better person, I have a setback.
Master: Two steps forward, one step back is still better than no movement at all.
Of Grasshoppers April 14, 2015 8:23 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I overcomplicated it.
Master: You couldn’t have phrased that more simply.
Of Grasshoppers March 26, 2015 6:01 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: Am I tired or weak?
Master: Does it have to be one or another?
Of Grasshoppers January 17, 2015 9:19 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I do not like the person I have become.
Master: Will you be that same person tomorrow?
Of Grasshopper November 14, 2014 11:22 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: It is amazing how quickly a good day can go bad!
Master: With very little effort, the opposite is true too.
Of Grasshoppers September 27, 2014 8:52 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: Am I a good person?
Master: Who would know?
Of Grasshoppers July 10, 2014 8:39 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I drive to work each day thinking of the numerous ways I failed my children.
Master: Yet you go to work every day.
Of Grasshoppers June 29, 2014 10:46 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I’m fighting depression.
Master: You’d be happier putting your fight elsewhere.
Of Grasshoppers June 17, 2014 11:25 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: No one listens.
Master:
Of Grasshoppers June 15, 2014 10:52 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I just want to be happy.
Master: A flower just wants a little sunshine.
Of Grasshoppers June 14, 2014 7:46 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I hate my life.
Master: Can you choose a different one ?
Of Grasshoppers January 18, 2014 9:32 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: Why do they frustrate me so?
Master: Are you sure they are the cause of your frustration?