Student: The bar is too high.
Master: Then go under the bar but look good doing it.
Category: Philosophy
Think deep.
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Paralyzed
I woke up early in the morning ready to get up and program while everyone slept but I could not move. I was lying on my right side in the shape of a C. The dog lay on feet. Evan was leaning against my back. And in the C the cat was curled up against my stomach and purring.
Sometimes, the signs are telling you to keep sleeping.
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The Best Quote I’ve Seen Today
AT is a riot! His Bonnaroo posts (and Rich’s) made me long for some live music.
Man, you people. I got sick of twitter before any of you started with it! [Source]
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Guys like bodily noises
…And guys like sexy women. So what do get when you combine the two? A Holly Valarse remix that’s a gas!
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I can’t stop watching!
This made me laugh so hard today! I have watched it over and over and over. Tommy Chong! You’re my hero!
Jazz from Hell has some additional words and the original MSNBC interview with Contessa Brewer regarding Paris Hilton to put this in perspective.
Update: For those who have’t watched the original MSNBC interview, Colbert’s very direct question to Chong is mocking Brewer.
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A couple of HEHs
Well, this about describes me (via Jon). And Les just nailed it! (a must read!)
Btw, with apologies to The Blogfather, I despise HEH. It has bothered me since the first time I ever saw it used in a chatroom (which was probably IRC circa 1988). Dictionary.com gives it a definition of "a half laugh" but I have always read HEH as bemusement but almost a disrespectful, laugh of obligation like "ok, you made the effort to say it so I’ll make an effort to acknowledge you." The two links above deserve much more than a HEH!
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Throwing in the towel
That’s right! I don’t want to work anymore. I just want to blog! That means my readers, all five of you, must each click my ad links about 1000 per day. Do that and I’ll be fine. Now hop to it!