Student: I am the personification of failure.
Master: Failure is what you make of it.
Category: Philosophy
Think deep.
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Student: I work alone.
Master: People do not succeed in isolation.
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Student: I wish it was painless.
Master: If it was painless, you could be dreaming.
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Student: No one listens anyway.
Master: Then shutup and be a good example.
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Student: I can’t make my wife happy.
Master: Take it elsewhere bud! I deal in philosophy and morals, not mysticism.
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Student: Taking my anger out on other people makes me feel worse.
Master: Doesn’t do much for the other person either.
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Student: I was tested and failed.
Master: Sometimes lessons look like tests.
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Student: Do guns hurt people?
Master: Guns don’t hurt people. Dick Cheney hurts people. [Source]
see also: Commentary on the Cheney shooting
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Student: Who am I?
Master: You are the embodiment of how others perceive you. Be true.
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Student: Why so many obsticles?
Master: The uncommon road has heavy tolls.
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Student: I can’t get on task.
Master: Be more specific.
Who are you? Fabled.
I like the traveler but I fear I see more and more rancher’s everyday.
Like Beer? Gonna get a beer belly?
For you beer fans, now there’s a product for you! Since you are going to get a beer belly anyway, might as well make it useful right?
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Student: I can’t make my wife happy.
Master: As I can’t make you happy.
TN School Notes
16. Please excuse jennifer foR missing school yesterday. We forgot to
get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We
thought it was sunday.
Source, James Runner up:
3. Dear school: please ecsc’s john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,
32 and also 33.
