Student: Life is not nearly as complicated as I was led to believe.
Master: Life is not nearly as complicated as you have made it.
Carpool
How to have sex while 5 children are in the house
Someone has finally figured out how to have intimate moments without fear of scaring the minds of your youth by having them accidentally walk in on mom and dad being gross. See this worksafe link for the details. Via BoingBoing.
- 1.25″ Polycarbonate Bulletproof Plating/Shielding
- Bio-Chemical Filtered Ventilation
- Rebreather
- Control Panel Mode Selection (i.e., Basic System Ops., Intruder Setting, Energy Status, Lock Down, etc.)
- Cover & Door Actuators w/ Emergency Release
- One way see through head cover (reflective mirror on 2 sides and front)
- Safety Features (Proximity Sensor, O2 Sensor, Smoke Det., Motion Det. Ect,)
- Emergency Communication system (Cellular, Short-wave Radio, CB ect.)
- Audio Amplifier (Amplify sound from out side unit)
- Air/Water Tight Sealing
- External Override Key Pad & Remote Control
- Battery Backup Power
- Toiletry system
Please remember the vasectomy campaign!
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Why do I do this?
Master: Why does a leaf, having fallen in the river, float downstream?
Self sufficient
Awareness Test
Try to count the number of passes the team in white makes.
http://view.break.com/470052 – Watch more free videos
Thanks to DwingDwang.
Please help my son
Tommy is doing a project in his Ecology class and needs to collect different opinions on a variety of topics. The first is regarding the water dispute between Tennessee and Georgia. Could you head over to Tommy’s blog and give him your thoughts in the comments of his post Water Dispute? Thank you!
Subtle.
So, what do you eat on the holidays?
From the San Francisco Chronicle, April 4, 2005.
Presidential Material?
At least her staff made an attempt and putting spin on it.
Thanks to Knoxvilletalks for the video.
Update: The unedited version showing the gunfire!
Heroes test messages
How many times does Takezo Kensei “love”?
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Amy says
Evan says
Obed Waterfall
TN burning oil.
One of Jed’s oil wells in Oliver Springs is burning.
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From the mouths of babes
Evan, 2.5 years: "Dada. My Amy. My Mamum. My Sarah. All gone."
Dad: "They’ve gone to a movie. We are having boys only at the house."
Evan: "I go find my mamum. My Amy. My Sarah."
