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How to have sex while 5 children are in the house

Someone has finally figured out how to have intimate moments without fear of scaring the minds of your youth by having them accidentally walk in on mom and dad being gross. See this worksafe link for the details. Via BoingBoing.


  • 1.25″ Polycarbonate Bulletproof Plating/Shielding
  • Bio-Chemical Filtered Ventilation
  • Rebreather
  • Control Panel Mode Selection (i.e., Basic System Ops., Intruder Setting, Energy Status, Lock Down, etc.)
  • Cover & Door Actuators w/ Emergency Release
  • One way see through head cover (reflective mirror on 2 sides and front)
  • Safety Features (Proximity Sensor, O2 Sensor, Smoke Det., Motion Det. Ect,)
  • Emergency Communication system (Cellular, Short-wave Radio, CB ect.)
  • Audio Amplifier (Amplify sound from out side unit)
  • Air/Water Tight Sealing
  • External Override Key Pad & Remote Control
  • Battery Backup Power
  • Toiletry system

Source, QSleeper

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5 thoughts on “How to have sex while 5 children are in the house

  1. Hmm… I suggest you put parentheses around that possessive phrase. Otherwise, your title’s a tad open to misinterpretation.

    You’ll get lots & lots of pervy hits, though.

  2. You know… I took that into consideration when I made the post and I thought of a different but apparently I forgot to change it. Little too Michael Jackson?

  3. We only had 3 kids, but still many of the same challenges and frustrated … we normally resorted to hall sex. You know, we’d pass each other in the hallway and mumble “F*** you”

  4. ….. it looks cool, but I would still just suggest a nice babysitter and a hotel room…… and yes, that is open for interpretation….


  5. 😉

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